What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shanie5 ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 12:07 am

realeez wrote:

your best after birth gift

This gift giving is really out of hand! Now we should be giving our placenta a gift?!

No, we should be giving the placenta AS a gift!

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 12:08 am

would you ever go to a shiur/lecture by yourself?

Nah, I'd rather go hear someone else speak.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 2:26 am

yy wrote:

would you ever go to a shiur/lecture by yourself?

Nah, I'd rather go hear someone else speak.

I thought:

Well, if I am giving the shiur, how can I avoid going???

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 3:18 am

"Need help preventing latkes from turning grey..."

1. Clairol Nice N' Easy?

2. Don't let them reach 35...

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 8:17 am

Need help preventing latkes from turning grey...

To prevent premature aging, one should stick to a healthy diet and avoid things like oil and potatoes.

↑ anon for this ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:20 am

PinkFridge wrote:

KC layering dress (Fashion and beauty)

BP turns to Kansas City for fashion cues? Who knew? Maybe we in the midwest should be a bit more confident.

Why wouldn't they? You know everything's up to date there.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 11:30 am

DrMom wrote:

"Need help preventing latkes from turning grey..."

1. Clairol Nice N' Easy?

2. Don't let them reach 35...

2a. Don't let them reach 30 - anyone remember the "carousel"?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 11:50 am

Help wanted - Etka sheitels.

Scotty, where are you?

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 7:36 pm

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Oh dear, that poster must have had an awful day, all that cursing without even alluding to the subject of the thread!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:22 pm

Can I make my own baby cereal?

Of course. Did you think you were only supposed to make cereal for other people's babies? Most people only make cereal for their own babies.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:29 pm

"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

Oh my! So now we have to go outside every time we want to learn? It's cold out!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:35 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

Oh my! So now we have to go outside every time we want to learn? It's cold out!

"Tze ul'mad"...

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:41 pm

zaq wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

Oh my! So now we have to go outside every time we want to learn? It's cold out!

"Tze ul'mad"...

But that's Lashon Zachar, which would explain why men should go outside to learn. Let me stay inside if I so desire.

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 9:51 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Help wanted - Etka sheitels.

Scotty, where are you?

I was thinking if Etka Gittel makes sheitels as well as she writes, I'll take one too!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 10:31 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

zaq wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

"This is why women should not learn Torah inside"

Oh my! So now we have to go outside every time we want to learn? It's cold out!

"Tze ul'mad"...

But that's Lashon Zachar, which would explain why men should go outside to learn. Let me stay inside if I so desire.

Tzena ur'ena.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 21 2011, 11:23 pm

Do Secular Men have a harder time getting Turned On

Why do you ask? Are you planning to turn on a secular man?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 1:33 pm

siblings at birth

PSA: If they're siblings at birth, they're siblings for life

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 1:34 pm

siblings at birth

twins, triplets

↑ Malasheval

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 1:39 pm

"Looking for good dentist, reasonable 16 year old needs crown."

There is nothing reasonable about a 16 year old insisting on being crowned, it actually sounds quite juvenile - "class queen" and all that. And what shaychus to the dentist? She wants to be crowned best patient or something?

It really took me a few seconds to figure it out.

I know, I'm kinda slow today... Smile

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2011, 1:49 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"Need help preventing latkes from turning grey..."

1. Clairol Nice N' Easy?

2. Don't let them reach 35...

2a. Don't let them reach 30 - anyone remember the "carousel"?

Logan's Run!