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  brooklyn




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 22 2011, 1:29 pm
You beat me to it .

"Dike Drive"......Hmmm interesting name.
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  RPESN  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 22 2011, 6:03 pm
They have dyke's in Monsey??
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 22 2011, 8:51 pm
Att: Baltimorians: What type of MCO do you have?

MCO is in Orlando; BWI is in Baltimore.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 23 2011, 6:10 pm
Where to buy beige girl's skirt.

Probably the same place you would buy a skirt regardless of ethnicity or complexion.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 24 2011, 12:34 pm
Whats the biggest monetary damage your kids have cost you..

Dirtying hundreds of dollars worth of diapers... the nerve of them!
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 24 2011, 2:08 pm
Non-straight denim skirt

I wasn't aware that denim skirts had zexual orientations.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 24 2011, 4:17 pm
Can you buy spanx in Israel? (Under Aliyah etc. questions)

I hope that's not the deciding factor!
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 25 2011, 8:33 am
"Do you know anyone that runs a Pesach hotel?"
My mother in law.


"Euro Salad recipe, anyone?"
Ingredients: passport, airline ticket, cash and/or credit card, carry-on luggage (make sure
you comply with the liquid rule) a suitcase (optional)

Method:
1. Get to the airport 1.5-2hrs before. Make sure your airline ticket destinations are in Europe.
You can try different flavours, such as Milan, Paris, Antwerp, Amsterdam etc.
2. Board the plane. Travel for anywhere from 5-9hours if coming from N.America, less time
if you're coming from EY.
3. Get off the plane at the destination. Go through the passport control (no, this is NOT customs.
And yes, Americans have to wait in the slow and long queue together with other people from
the Third World emerging markets. Collect luggage, walk through customs.
4. Find a nearest kosher restaurant. Ask for a menu. Order salad.
Enjoy!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 25 2011, 9:36 am
Is it possible for a man to learn

Possible, yes. Likely? Only if he really, really, really wants to.
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  sequoia  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 25 2011, 12:08 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Can you buy spanx in Israel? (Under Aliyah etc. questions)

I hope that's not the deciding factor!


LOL
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 26 2011, 3:02 pm
I didn't know fish had genders!

Hmmm, maybe we should add another chapter to "The Birds and the Bees". Henceforth it will be "The Birds, the Bees and the Fish".
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 26 2011, 11:49 pm
Is my daughter delirious?

Awww, I'm sure she's the yummiest little thing!!
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  c.c.cookie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 27 2011, 3:58 pm
would you prefer to go away for pesach or gain 20 pounds

Is this a trick question? Sounds sort of like - which would you rather - win a million dollars, or come down with the flu?
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 27 2011, 8:06 pm
hadasa wrote:
I didn't know fish had genders!

Hmmm, maybe we should add another chapter to "The Birds and the Bees". Henceforth it will be "The Birds, the Bees and the Fish".


My son just said that his fish is definitely not a girl since he's had it for 9 months and no baby yet. Oh go on
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 27 2011, 11:39 pm
PESACH ON A TINY NON EXISTANT BUDGET... HELP ME...

I must really need a vacation, because I read this as "Beach on a tiny non-existent island..."

Either a vacation, or glasses, I guess...
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  hila  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 28 2011, 7:17 am
"Relations to get the baby out"

Assuming you mean s-e-x - usually that is how the baby got in !
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  JC  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 28 2011, 7:40 am
Girl name for Shmuel?


I think you should be picking out a shidduch for Shmuel based on compatibility and shared interest,
NOT based solely if you think the names sound good together.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2011, 1:02 pm
An outlet for mother of little kids

Children's Place Outlet is great!
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 02 2011, 1:56 am
An outlet for mother of little kids

make sure it has those little childproof covers
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  shanie5  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 02 2011, 5:15 pm
Blonde shevy for sale

my shevy is dark haired, 12 years old and not for sale. she is also in 7th grade.
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