What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ realeez ↓

Sat, Nov 20 2010, 9:00 pm

4 kollel wives

I thought Yaakov Avinu worked for his FIL so I don't know if his wives were offically "kollel wives"

↑ bluebird ↓

Sat, Nov 20 2010, 9:06 pm

"4 kollel wives"

Immediately started running running through my head to the tune of "three blind mice."

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Nov 20 2010, 10:35 pm

And my thought was: 4 kollel wives, start of yet another Jewish novel.
And the forum being mikvah really threw me.
Sorry OP, some of us are of a generation where we rarely use numbers for words, KWIM Wink

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 5:06 pm

"Knees N Toes in New Square"

Um, I'd keep 'em covered if I were you.

(really, I assumed she was asking about minhag hamakom)

↑ life'sgreat

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 5:21 pm

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"Knees N Toes in New Square"

Um, I'd keep 'em covered if I were you.

(really, I assumed she was asking about minhag hamakom)

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 7:04 pm

"How do you train a child overnight?"

I don't think it is realistic to try to toilet train a child that quickly. It takes a few days at minimum, and for most people it takes a lot longer.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 7:07 pm

Atali wrote:

"How do you train a child overnight?"

I don't think it is realistic to try to toilet train a child that quickly. It takes a few days at minimum, and for most people it takes a lot longer.

What took so long? Very Happy

↑ JC ↓

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 8:07 pm

Any Speech Therapists out there familiar with the OWLS?

I didnt realize that Hogwarts employed any speech therapists.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Nov 21 2010, 8:59 pm

What's the Chinese secret?

Calgon, of course.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 1:25 am

"TSA Pat downs - Is it just me????"

The rest of us just stroll onto the aircraft and nobody gives a rat's patootie. Lucky you! You must've caught some dashing TSA guy's eye... Those rascally TSA guys come up with some pretty clever ways to get fresh with women, don't they? "Mandatory pat-downs." Ha! I can't believe you fell for it! Yes, it's just you.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 1:27 am

"Any Speech Therapists out there familiar with the OWLS?"

Are they a rock group?

"4 kollel wives"

Are they a rock group?

Where are all the rock groups?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 1:29 am

"My baby stole the challah!"

Yeah, right. And the dog ate your homework, right? What, you think I was born yesterday?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 8:45 am

DrMom wrote:

"My baby stole the challah!"

Yeah, right. And the dog ate your homework, right? What, you think I was born yesterday?

Don't know where the rock groups are, but isn't there a blues song that starts "My baby stole the challah"? Well, there should be.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 9:21 am

"Is your house a museum?"

Music

Their house is a museum, where people come to see um...

If it's between that and white glove house, I'm not gonna say where we fall on the spectrum....

Mommyme1 ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 11:01 am

JC wrote:

Any Speech Therapists out there familiar with the OWLS?

I didnt realize that Hogwarts employed any speech therapists.

I keep thinking Harry Potter every time I see that thread. LOL

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 5:07 pm

"Can't handle the animosity around here"

Okay, I guess next time I'll try to post using my screen name and not "amother". Will that help?

(I read it as "can't handle the anonymity around here")

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 11:29 pm

MOTHERS OF BOYS-WHAT'S THE SECRET?

Prozac.

↑ crush ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 11:54 pm

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"Can't handle the animosity around here"

Okay, I guess next time I'll try to post using my screen name and not "amother". Will that help?

(I read it as "can't handle the anonymity around here")

me too! lol

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Nov 22 2010, 11:57 pm

Legal help recommendations needed in israel for tax evasion

Hon, no reputable lawyer is going to help you evade taxes--and any lawyer who would is a lawyer you want to avoid.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 23 2010, 12:06 am

Was your Husband in your delivery room?

For some reason I keep reading this as "was your husband your delivery man?" and I think "no, the store for which he delivered was not one where I shopped."