What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 6:26 pm

What is with the offensive smilies over here?

You mean like these:
Rolling Eyes

Oh...it's similes!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2011, 8:55 pm

My friend offered me a mint...

Wow! She must be really rich!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jan 11 2011, 8:58 pm

help teacher mad having #2 accidents in school

Are you sure this teacher is competent? I've never heard of a teacher having accidents when she's mad.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 1:59 am

"DH has ED and I feel like it's affecting our Shlom Bais..."

I don't know who Ed is, but I'm not surprised that the situation is causing shalom bayit problems!

↑ grace413 ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 4:17 pm

"Where to find newborn clothes"

Probably at the factory; by the time they get to the store they are no longer newborn.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 10:51 pm

blush wigs

If you're asking for my opinion, I'd say that unless you are an old lady, stick to reddish or brownish or blondish wigs. If you are in your seventies or eighties, your shaitel could be grayish or bluish if you prefer.

↑ OldYoung

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 10:55 pm

"Has anyone heard of Dave Ramsey?"

Amother, meet Seraph.

Ema of 5

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 11:03 pm

MnM1130 wrote:

(I dare you not to look) WRITERS CLUB part 2

not looking... so what was the point of the post again?

I thought I was the only one who didnt look!

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Jan 12 2011, 11:12 pm

Can you take a baby to the mik???

You can take a baby to the milk, but you can't make him drink.
Oops, read it wrong...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 1:24 am

Did I lose my milk? HELP

Look on top of the car. I used to leave things up there all the time after getting in.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 2:04 pm

"Science vs Nature"

Two excellent publications. I prefer Nature, but publishing in either is an excellent addition to one's cv.

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 2:10 pm

"Science vs. Nature"

Nature has literally an infinite number of pounds on Science. I'm betting on a knockout in the first round.

MrsMortgage ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 2:10 pm

OldYoung wrote:

"Has anyone heard of Dave Ramsey?"

Amother, meet Seraph.

↑ Fox ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 3:17 pm

"Please help me with my salmon"

Well, your salmon really has to want to be helped!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 4:41 pm

Things to do in London when weather isn't nice

Some people might say the last four words are superfluous.

↑ Fox

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 5:20 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Things to do in London when weather isn't nice

Some people might say the last four words are superfluous.

LOL! My reaction was, "But what if you're in London on the day when the weather is nice?"

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 5:23 pm

"Things to do in London when the weather isn't nice."

Is that, like, the overseas version of "Things to do in Denver when you're dead"?

No offense Brits, but I doubt even your wacky humour can save that train wreck of a movie.

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 5:29 pm

"Face-Covering Jewish Families in Beit Shemesh"

If Y0u are interested in Face Covering Jewish Families in Beit Shemesh for romance, date or just frendship, please to visit FCJFiBS.com. I am a single s ex y female and l0nely and I look for postiive friends on FCJFiBS.com I hope to see u there!!! not to miss this oportunity!!

(that was my spambot impression - dunno why that title made me think spam but it did)

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 5:54 pm

ora_43 wrote:

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 13 2011, 9:17 pm

Shortening a period???

Don't panic! It's no problem. Use a comma instead. It will only be a pause then, not a full stop.

I don't know why I find grammar and punctuation so humourous!