What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Thu, Jan 06 2011, 4:58 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Natural Homemade Duck Sauce...

...would be an excellent name for a rock band.

...so would PinkFridge (in case you haven't heard that one before). Kind of like Pink Floyd, imamother style. (Or is that what you intended anyway?)

centurion ↓

Thu, Jan 06 2011, 6:53 pm

Fun things to do with tortillas/wraps for Shabbos

Get sundried tomato wraps, spinach wraps, regular and whole wheat. Lay them down on the floor in 4 rows. Play twister. It's a fun thing to do and you won't be mechalel shabbos.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 06 2011, 10:53 pm

Need an Allergy Friendly Baked Chicken

Leave out the pollen, mold, and pet dander.

-or-

Sprinkle generously with pollen, mold, and pet dander.

It depends how you define 'Allergy Friendly'.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jan 06 2011, 10:55 pm

Atali wrote:

auntie_em wrote:

3 periods back to back!!! ARGH!

Those are actually exclamation points. Three periods back to back look like this...
It is called an ellipsis. I am fond of them because I think they make my writing/typing look thoughtful,
as if I were gazing into the distance, formulating all my very deep thoughts. lol

More information (than I ever wanted) can be found here.
Information about ellipses.

That was great!

Somehow I missed seeing this. Thanks Atali!

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Jan 07 2011, 7:54 am

Debt- have any? What type?

The pink and sparkly kind.

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Jan 07 2011, 7:56 am

What is your opinion about touching your eyes as cosmetics?

Maybe if you are going for the black and blue look...

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Jan 07 2011, 11:35 am

have you ever been turned over to collections?

No, because I'm one of a kind.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2011, 2:51 pm

Do you medicate with a cold?

Um...exactly how does one take a cold and to get rid of what? Does it come in capsule, pill or liquid form?

↑ grin ↓

Sat, Jan 08 2011, 4:09 pm

zaq wrote:

have you ever been turned over to collections?

No, because I'm one of a kind.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 4:20 am

apt in rbs?

Is imamother charging by the letter now?

Ok, it is way past bedtime. I'm going...I'm going.

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 4:36 am

auntie_em wrote:

apt in rbs?

Is imamother charging by the letter now?

First they complain about our spelling, our grammar, now our abbreviations, what will be coming next?)

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 11:36 am

"Help Me get over my fear of flying w/o drugs...."

Honestly, I think that you should be MUCH more afraid of flying with drugs. Have you heard of all of the people who have been arrested for drug smuggling lately?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 12:28 pm

grin wrote:

auntie_em wrote:

apt in rbs?

Is imamother charging by the letter now?

First they complain about our spelling, our grammar, now our abbreviations, what will be coming next?)

I'm a pretty forgiving type, especially when it comes to online communication. But if I see anymore badly applied apostrophes....

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 7:01 pm

Anyone else go to the mikvah looking like a werewolf?

Only when there's a full moon.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Jan 09 2011, 7:01 pm

Toddler vomiting and flying

Really, nothing more need be said. Are Jews allowed to call the Exorcist?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 6:43 am

"Constant leak from my fridge"

I have the same problem. The contents leak into my mouth.

Sewsew_mom ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 11:25 am

Anyone starting Pesach yet?

Gosh. For the people that are starting pesach now, your ginna be havin an awfully long holiday. And which nite do you decide when your having the seder?

↑ Sewsew_mom

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 11:45 am

(I dare you not to look) WRITERS CLUB part 2

not looking... so what was the point of the post again?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 1:03 pm

Anyone starting Pesach yet?

Yeppers! First seder is tonight! It's so much easier to get the whole mishpacha together BEFORE they run off and make other plans!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jan 10 2011, 1:45 pm

best place to wash and blow dry a shaitel in 5 towns?

Save money. Either send it to the laundry or just toss it in the washer at home.

*walks away thinking 'Will I ever be able to think of shaitel cleaning normally again?*