What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Mommyme1 ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 3:43 am

Does anyone have health plus insurance?

I didn't see the 'plus' and read it as does anyone have health insurance, and my thought was "I know not everyone can afford, but I assume there are people who do"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 9:48 am

Back to epic tuna casserole: I think - and I know our techie mods can do this - that we should replace every "ultimate" with "epic". As in, epic getting clean thread.
OK, sorry. I know this thread is supposed to be twittery and the shmoozing goes elsewhere. I'll stop.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 2:00 pm

What to do on anniversary when niddah

Mope. Rail against the fates. Realize that there will never be an opportunity for romance like this for another 365-6 (solar year)/354 or 384 (lunar year) days. Remove all the mirrors from the house as this does not augur well for your future.

(My apologies to anyone who made big plans and got an unpleasant surprise, or is understandably grumpy in general at the prospect. I do feel your pain.)

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 4:49 pm

Queens Shidduch Initiative $2,000! What about Brooklyn???

Queen Elizabeth is so happy about William and Kate that she's willing to fund marriages for all her subjects? Sorry, though, Brooklyn broke away from the British Empire in 1776; you're on your own.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 6:02 pm

Show and tell with the letter YID

Its a toss-up:

(1) Shalom Sesame's segment on the Jewish letter carrier?

-or-

(2) The Jewish version of post secret.

↑ bluebird ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 10:07 pm

"Worms in pasta"

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna go eat worms!

↑ Atali ↓

Wed, Dec 22 2010, 10:11 pm

"Online meiser program"

I read this as online miser program.

I assume this is a new 12-step program for stingy people probably called Misers Anonymous. I guess they meet online and try to come up with ways to overcome their stinginess.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 12:37 am

Baby refusing one side- PLEASE HELP!!!

Which side is the baby refusing? Yours, or the inlaws?
Does the baby have a valid reason?
Meh.. It will probably pass soon enough. It's often some minor misunderstanding.
Try not to get too involved.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 12:40 am

confession of a slapper

*looks around...listens carefully*
Brit Imamothers? You here?
Bilingual (UK/US) Imamothers? Are any of you here?

shock

↑ sequoia ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 12:45 am

Atali wrote:

Avatar love!

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 1:40 am

sequoia wrote:

Atali wrote:

Avatar love!

Thanks! (no, the cat isn't mine, but it is doing what I have been doing a lot of recently Smile

)

↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 1:51 pm

I always miss skiah..

I thought for a minute I was on a site for non-Jewish women chas v'shalom dating Jewish men (I know Exploding anger

)
and starting a thread called "I'm always Miss Shiksah!"

↑ bluebird ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 6:01 pm

auntie_em wrote:

confession of a slapper

*looks around...listens carefully*
Brit Imamothers? You here?
Bilingual (UK/US) Imamothers? Are any of you here?

shock

I'm not from the UK, but know that word in British slang. That would probably not be an appropriate thread for imamother, no? Smile

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Dec 23 2010, 11:54 pm

Nope, I don't imagine it would be. HOWEVER, it could be interesting.

Now I have seen this one...

"my wig drama- advice?"

Yes, do NOT go on People's Court! For the love of everything holy...
do not go on that show!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Dec 26 2010, 9:15 am

Groceries: for suomynona
Oy! Poor Suomynona! She must be having major financial problems if we're collecting groceries for her!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Dec 27 2010, 12:12 am

When I first saw that one, I thought the same thing. Only I thought it was for real, so I went to get my debit card to donate a few dollars. I don't know here, but she posts here a lot.

Then I saw what it was about.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Dec 27 2010, 1:53 pm

Thank you part of Bar Mitzvah speech

Thank you Imamother for the carefully worded and designed invitations and for the delicious recipes my mother prepared for us to eat today. I would also like to thank Imamother for the lovely clothes we are wearing. Without
you, Imamother, we would have shopped in all the wrong places.

Imamother has been there all the way from when I was not even born yet
through to my tzitzis cake and party, and now to my Bar Mitzvah. We couldn't have done it without you!

↑ Mrs. XYZ

Mon, Dec 27 2010, 2:48 pm

"How often do you REALLY bathe your kinderlech?"

Is there a way to 'FAKELY' bathe kids? Please tell me how!!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 27 2010, 4:14 pm

Tastebuds in Lakewood - still around?

Well, remind me not to go to whoever you just ate by.... Twisted Evil

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2010, 11:50 am

Anyone starting Pesach yet?

Not till Seder night. Though my plan is for the house to be Pesachdik, besides a tiny corner with microwave, before Shabbos hagadol, be"H.