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Tue, Dec 28 2010, 1:03 pm
How to introduce a yarmulke
Yarmulka, this is Moishie; Moishie, meet Yarmulka.
Unless Moishie is of higher social rank or significantly older than Yarmulka, in which case it's Moishie, may I present Yarmulka? Yarmulka, this is Moishie.
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 28 2010, 6:30 pm
I want my baby to sleep sooo badly
Odd. most ppl want their babies to sleep well.
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Atali
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Tue, Dec 28 2010, 9:59 pm
"Rude not to give name?"
Another one of these threads?
No, it is not rude not to give a name even if your relatives want you to. The parents are the only ones who decide what name to give their baby.
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Ima_Shelli
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 12:56 am
"Married before me, baby after me"
In my circles, we tend to get married before the baby arrives. Just saying.
(Took me a couple of takes to realize the post wasn't asking about the correct order of "first comes loves, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage...")
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zaq
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 7:49 am
What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)
My state's penalty for kidnapping is a maximum of 50 years in prison. But it's up to the judge, not you.
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tralala
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:00 am
[quote="Ima_Shelli"]"Married before me, baby after me"
In my circles, we tend to get married before the baby arrives. Just saying.
(Took me a couple of takes to realize the post wasn't asking about the correct order of "first comes loves, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage...")[/quote
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BestMomBrooklyn
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:18 am
What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)
A Restraining Order!
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auntie_em
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:55 am
zaq wrote: | What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)
My state's penalty for kidnapping is a maximum of 50 years in prison. But it's up to the judge, not you. |
BestMomBrooklyn wrote: |
A Restraining Order! |
"Rude not to give name?"
I think so. No child will be happy going through life being called "achild".
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Ima_Shelli
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 11:38 am
"My apartment needs a painting desperately. Can I do it myself?"
1. Buy a canvas.
2. Buy paintbrushes and paint.
3. Find a pretty scene.
4. Paint it!
5. Hang it.
6. Admire it!
DONE.
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Happy 2B
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 11:42 am
Ima_Shelli wrote: | "My apartment needs a painting desperately. Can I do it myself?"
1. Buy a canvas.
2. Buy paintbrushes and paint.
3. Find a pretty scene.
4. Paint it!
5. Hang it.
6. Admire it!
DONE. |
LOL!!
Blizzard - Call the White House
Don't you think they know already??
reminds me of the Henny Penny " The Sky is falling lets go tell the king"
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mimivan
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 12:33 pm
what do hemorrhoids feel like?
Do you really want to know? Man that's what I call boredom!
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Happy 2B
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:36 pm
Is Monsey safe for tomorrow?
last I heard there's a mad man on the loose... stay home lock your doors!!
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gs675
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:43 pm
worth paying a babysitter?
duuuuuuuh, if you ever want her to come again
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gs675
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:45 pm
Does this sound like a mini stroke?
Never knew having a stroke makes a noise?! Something like a WHam Bam Bang?
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gs675
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Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:47 pm
Are you an artist? Do you like art?
Yes im an artist and hate art
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Thu, Dec 30 2010, 9:12 am
Shipping wine: Need Help
Okay, I read this as SIIPPING wine and was all ready to volunteer!
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HindaRochel
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Thu, Dec 30 2010, 10:19 am
oh and this one
"Menu/Food Ideas for Shabbos with Nausea"
I'd rather have my food without nausea frankly.
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zaq
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Thu, Dec 30 2010, 12:40 pm
what do you sleep in??
A bed. And you?
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zaq
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Thu, Dec 30 2010, 12:44 pm
Can I use a men's razor?
Sure--just make sure the men don't find out. They're really funny about people using their stuff.
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Atali
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Thu, Dec 30 2010, 1:06 pm
"Where in the world are the snow plows in Brooklyn"
Well, if they are in Brooklyn, that rules out most of the world.
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