What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2010, 1:03 pm

How to introduce a yarmulke

Yarmulka, this is Moishie; Moishie, meet Yarmulka.
Unless Moishie is of higher social rank or significantly older than Yarmulka, in which case it's Moishie, may I present Yarmulka? Yarmulka, this is Moishie.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2010, 6:30 pm

I want my baby to sleep sooo badly

Odd. most ppl want their babies to sleep well.

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Dec 28 2010, 9:59 pm

"Rude not to give name?"

Another one of these threads?

No, it is not rude not to give a name even if your relatives want you to. The parents are the only ones who decide what name to give their baby.

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 12:56 am

"Married before me, baby after me"

In my circles, we tend to get married before the baby arrives. Just saying.

(Took me a couple of takes to realize the post wasn't asking about the correct order of "first comes loves, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage...")

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 7:49 am

What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)

My state's penalty for kidnapping is a maximum of 50 years in prison. But it's up to the judge, not you.

tralala ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:00 am

[quote="Ima_Shelli"]"Married before me, baby after me"

In my circles, we tend to get married before the baby arrives. Just saying.

(Took me a couple of takes to realize the post wasn't asking about the correct order of "first comes loves, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage...")[/quote
LOL

BestMomBrooklyn

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:18 am

What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)

A Restraining Order!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 9:55 am

zaq wrote:

What to get mil for taking my baby? (4 days)

My state's penalty for kidnapping is a maximum of 50 years in prison. But it's up to the judge, not you.

BestMomBrooklyn wrote:

A Restraining Order!

"Rude not to give name?"

I think so. No child will be happy going through life being called "achild".

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 11:38 am

"My apartment needs a painting desperately. Can I do it myself?"

1. Buy a canvas.
2. Buy paintbrushes and paint.
3. Find a pretty scene.
4. Paint it!
5. Hang it.
6. Admire it!

DONE.

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 11:42 am

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"My apartment needs a painting desperately. Can I do it myself?"

1. Buy a canvas.
2. Buy paintbrushes and paint.
3. Find a pretty scene.
4. Paint it!
5. Hang it.
6. Admire it!

DONE.

LOL!!

Blizzard - Call the White House

Don't you think they know already??

reminds me of the Henny Penny " The Sky is falling lets go tell the king"

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 12:33 pm

what do hemorrhoids feel like?

Do you really want to know? Man that's what I call boredom! LOL

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:36 pm

Is Monsey safe for tomorrow?
last I heard there's a mad man on the loose... stay home lock your doors!!

↑ gs675 ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:43 pm

worth paying a babysitter?
duuuuuuuh, if you ever want her to come again Tongue Out

↑ gs675 ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:45 pm

Does this sound like a mini stroke?

Never knew having a stroke makes a noise?! Something like a WHam Bam Bang? Tongue Out

↑ gs675 ↓

Wed, Dec 29 2010, 4:47 pm

Are you an artist? Do you like art?

Yes im an artist and hate art LOL

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 9:12 am

Shipping wine: Need Help

Okay, I read this as SIIPPING wine and was all ready to volunteer!

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 10:19 am

oh and this one

"Menu/Food Ideas for Shabbos with Nausea"

I'd rather have my food without nausea frankly.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 12:40 pm

what do you sleep in??

A bed. And you?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 12:44 pm

Can I use a men's razor?

Sure--just make sure the men don't find out. They're really funny about people using their stuff.

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Dec 30 2010, 1:06 pm

"Where in the world are the snow plows in Brooklyn"

Well, if they are in Brooklyn, that rules out most of the world.