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  tralala




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 12:09 pm
zaq wrote:
What does the mikva lady say when you get out of the mikva?

I don't care, so long as it's not "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"


LOL LOL
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 1:12 pm
Happily Married Only - Did You Settle?

I should hope so! Isn't that what all the aunties were asking me for years: when are you going to settle down and get married?


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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 1:13 pm
Happily Married Only - Did You Settle?

Yes. Out of court.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 1:22 pm
any dispatchers on here?

Yes. Me. They call me The Dispatcher, also The Terminator , because I'm the one who "dispatches" most of the mice and bugs.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 1:35 pm
Spinoff from Shiduch thread: Why are *YOU* overweight?

Because I take in more calories than I expend. Duh.
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  MrsMortgage  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 1:51 pm
I've lost my mind and I think I am going to lose it...

clearly you've already lost it
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  gs675




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 2:29 pm
'Using a cell phone only and dropping the landline'

You dont have to drop the landline just call and ask them to end your contract
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gz




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 2:51 pm
'Nutmeg'

SAVTA SIMCHA! LOL
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 4:54 pm
This whole page has me laughing out loud, yes, literally. LOL
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  RPESN  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 5:05 pm
Getting the most out of your credit card

Lets see, opening up that locked door, scooping up spilled small stuff, ruler etc oh and of course money too.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 7:45 pm
RPESN wrote:
Getting the most out of your credit card

Lets see, opening up that locked door, scooping up spilled small stuff, ruler etc oh and of course money too.


Especially if that locked door is to the bank vault.
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seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 8:48 pm
Don't know if any of these are repeats because I haven't caught up on this thread in a while...

Shaking hands in the professional forum - I thought it was nebach R"L going to be about a surgeon or dentist or artist or somesuch skilled worker who's losing her hand control. Parkinson's maybe?

Does pitocin cause C-sections - Well, I think most c-sections are 'caused' by a doctor with a knife...

Y on 14th avenue - Well Y not? Where else would you...?

I had some really funny ones lately but this thread wasn't on the top most recent posts so I was too lazy to come by :p
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 9:26 pm
Push Present - yes or no?

Yes, push is present. Past tense would be pushed.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 03 2011, 9:38 pm
Twitchy eyelid?

OMG, yes, I LOVE Twitchy Eyelid! I just got their latest CD and their new song "Can't Control It" is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 04 2011, 11:29 am
I'm in the market! Shevy or....?

Really, now! This is the closest I've ever come to reporting a post. How DID this get on Imamother??
(Harumph.)
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  chocolate moose  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 04 2011, 12:11 pm
I th ought someone would have noticed this before I did ...

"Bedikah clothes ... "

Hey, since when do we have to dress differently during niddah ?
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  RPESN  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 05 2011, 6:09 pm
Didn't want to embarrass the poor op..
In the olden days women DID wear diff clothes. Today Muslims have something of the kind too. I think it's nail polish only during that time. Have to ask my sis, she worked with a few Muslims for years. They seem to have something like a mikva (lehavdil) too but can't remember if for male or female or more details. How's that for being annoying??!

What's your immediate reaction to thread titles
Initially thought, as in? Throw up? Feel sad/happy/cross etc LOL
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  grace413  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 05 2011, 6:16 pm
Barbara wrote:
DrMom wrote:
Barbara wrote:

And I am probably the only one here who is old enough to get it. :-(

I saw it on Nick At Night or somesuch cable channel once. Does that count?


I'll take what I can get!


You are not alone. I saw the original in my youth.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 05 2011, 9:56 pm
Anyone suspect one of the Imamother members

Two reactions:

"I confess!!! I did it!!!'

Imamother....in the kitchen...with a hard, rolled up stack of Amis....
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 05 2011, 11:23 pm
PinkFridge wrote:


Imamother....in the kitchen...with a hard, rolled up stack of Amis....


Amother … in the library … with a thorny rose
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