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  kalsee  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 04 2011, 3:17 am
"help me make cookies from freezer"

Unplug, take it apart, remove all nuts and bolts, roll out carefully, add chocolate chips.
Enjoy!
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 04 2011, 6:59 am
8 MO starting solids and constant constipation

Now that's taking things too far... Whether you're MO or Chareidi has no effect on bodily functions.
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  shanie5  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 04 2011, 2:03 pm
kalsee wrote:
"help me make cookies from freezer"

Unplug, take it apart, remove all nuts and bolts, roll out carefully, add chocolate chips.
Enjoy!


LOL LOL
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  bluebird  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 12:23 am
"naked women in locker room-help? what to do?"

Grin and bare it.
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Bliss  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 12:44 am
kalsee wrote:
"help me make cookies from freezer"

Unplug, take it apart, remove all nuts and bolts, roll out carefully, add chocolate chips.
Enjoy!
Warning- Don't choke.
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  cookielady




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 2:54 pm
OMG cleaning lady threw out shaila!

I read it as threw out sheitel!
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  Lady Godiva  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 3:37 pm
"How to keep beds together?"
Send them to marital therapy.
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ewa-jo  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 3:51 pm
"your wedding flops"

Who wears flip-flops to their wedding??? I got married in fancy heels.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 5:20 pm
I need to change money!

Ah, but the money has to want to change, too, otherwise you're doomed to failure.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 5:29 pm
How do you wash a white leather couch?

You don't. which is why no one in their right mind would buy one.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 5:37 pm
Depressed Teen girl Therapist recommended day program in NYC

I wouldn't accept the recommendation. That she's a girl therapist is ok, but if she's just a teen then how much experience can she possibly have, even if she started college when she was six? Plus she herself is still depressed, so obviously the program can't be too effective.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 9:19 pm
freezing pie filling

Try putting it in the oven. Um, wait...
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peanut37  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 9:23 pm
Family with new baby. Need meal ideas!

I'll give you all the ideas you want just please don't eat the baby!
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  yo'ma  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 9:37 pm
cookielady wrote:
OMG cleaning lady threw out shaila!

I read it as threw out sheitel!

That's not what it was???? I really thought so. Are you sure? Confused
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 10:35 pm
zaq wrote:
I need to change money!

Ah, but the money has to want to change, too, otherwise you're doomed to failure.


There are, as always, so many good ones, but this one really appealed, for some reason!
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  bluebird  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 05 2011, 10:39 pm
yo'ma wrote:
cookielady wrote:
OMG cleaning lady threw out shaila!

I read it as threw out sheitel!

That's not what it was???? I really thought so. Are you sure? Confused


It IS shaila, and I didn't even realize it when I came to this thread expecting to see a joke about not taking your cleaning lady onto The People's Court.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 06 2011, 3:32 am
denis? lavrak?

Sorry, Denis Lavrak isn't on this site - it's for women only. Try searching on Facebook. (Did you go to high school with him?)
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 06 2011, 10:00 am
"Footsteps in the Sand" and Big Gedaliah Goomber

If they were BGG's, guess they were might big footsteps in that sand.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 06 2011, 1:07 pm
Natural Homemade Duck Sauce...

...would be an excellent name for a rock band.
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  Mommyme1




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 06 2011, 4:25 pm
How long does each task take?

Depends how many Imamother breaks I take while doing it... Smile
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