What brainless thing have u done lately?

quickchef

Mon, Dec 20 2010, 11:15 pm

crush wrote:

Today, being niddah now, I was holding a cup of water with my left hand, and when I wanted to switch it to my right hand, I first put it down and picked it up with my right--I couldn't pass!

Thanks for the laugh... I really needed that now Rolling Laughter

↑ yo'ma ↓

Mon, Dec 27 2010, 10:04 am

On Friday night after lighting the candles, I sing shabbos songs, kids ones. I was singing, yom rishon, avoda, etc... For yom shlishi, I said yom shishi. My dd corrected me and then when I got to yom shishi, I said yom shlishi. It wasn't like I was making up for my other mistake, it was just another one. Rolling Eyes

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Feb 08 2011, 5:26 pm

I opened up a package of a soap bar and threw out the soap, but kept the box. Confused

havefaith

Tue, Feb 08 2011, 5:43 pm

In the morning I used spices for my omelet and then put in my lenses without washing my hands first.

bigmomma

Tue, Feb 08 2011, 6:34 pm

I cut my vacation shorT!!!! I was in Florida and had the opportunity to extend my Jet Blue flight for a few days after one of the snow storm, but found a seat on a flight before the snow storm began and hurried back so I'd miss less days from work.
MORAL- NEVER SHORTEN A VACATION AND WHEN YOU CAN EXTEND IT-EXTEND IT-WORK WILL WAIT-VACATIONS DON'T HAPPEN OFTEN ENOUGH!

↑ RPESN ↓

Tue, Feb 08 2011, 6:40 pm

Ow ow ow!!!!! What did you do?

Can't even keep track of all the brainless things I keep doing. I'm awful.

canada ↓

Tue, Feb 08 2011, 9:29 pm

I put my cordless (the 1 that doesn't have sound anymore) in the fridge. Didn't find it until hrs later. (poor thing, almost froze to death Rolling Eyes

LuckyMum

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 3:21 am

I got on the scale one morning and was horrified to see that I gained 18 pounds!! I knew something was off, I got off the scale, reset it, still 18 pounds over. I moved the scales location, shook it.... nothing helped. Then I realized that I was holding my baby.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 10:39 am

LuckyMum wrote:

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 10:40 am

I poured a whole bunch of soy sauce into a salad until I realized it wasn't salad dressing. Confused

↑ PIP ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 10:50 am

Went to a bris @9:40 then looked at my watch saw it was 11 oclock and ran home like a madwoman thinking DH was going to have my head since he was babysitting and going to work late that day just for me. The baal simcha saw me and asked where I was going I just got there.... I go I'm here for an hour!! Since almost 10!!
Then flew out the door.
I got home and at it was 10:00. Now I understood why the baal simcha was looking at me funny!!!!!

↑ PIP

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 10:54 am

LuckyMum wrote:

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 2:29 pm

I'm so exausted because I'm on a very strong anti-biotics. I wanted an ealry night, but I wanted to wait up to transfer the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer. I waited and waited, and finally I figured the wash should be ready. I go to get the clothes, and realize I never turned on the washing machine. Now I have to stay up longer. Sad

suomynona

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 2:47 pm

I was about to pour ketchup into my daughter's milk, instead of chocolate syrup.
Good thing my kids are more alert than I am.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 2:48 pm

suomynona wrote:

I was about to pour ketchup into my daughter's milk, instead of chocolate syrup.
Good thing my kids are more alert than I am.

Hey, my kids might actually like that! They like ketchup with just about anything else...

Amore

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 4:25 pm

Our apartment building looks exactly the same as the one next door (both 3 apartment walk ups - only 2 on the block) - When we first moved in (after being married 2 weeks) DH and I went on some errands and I casually walked into our building and wondered why DH hadn't followed - 'oh well I 'll just open the door and go in he'll follow when he's ready' after trying all my keys I looked at the mail boxes and realized I was in the wrong building. Went outside to find DH patiently waiting for me ' wrong building?' he asked - this happened each time we went out together for about a month. Great way to impress the new spouse Smile

imaamy ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 4:56 pm

Threw my new ring in the trash and somehow realized it before trash day (found it:)), searched for my keys and found them finally in the car in the garage, thought I left my cell phone at home and realized it was in my bra. I'm nursing so rationalized that I'm desensitized there and that is why I didn't feel it!!

Chalupta

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 5:13 pm

I was once so exhausted that instead of pouring milk into my coffee I poured dish soap. My co-worker who was watching me do this was also so that she didn't get it either. It was only after I set the dish soap bottle down that I realized I had the wrong bottle in my hand. That's when you know your sleep deprivation has reached an all-time low equivalent to having snarfed 7 martinis. ARGH!!! Shaking

theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Feb 09 2011, 5:25 pm

I've been known to drop full cups of water on the floor. I just forget that I'm holding them and open my hand... Rolling Eyes