What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 7:44 am

When do you tell your Beis Yakov girl about periods.

around the first or second grade, when they learn to write sentences...I also tell them about commas

↑ SV ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 9:43 am

"Intermarriage - need assistance/guidance"

Umm...it's not that hard to figure out, and besides this is not the best place to ask for advice on how to intermarry (I didn't read that thread, so I hope the OP doesn't get offended, this was just my initial reaction)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 12:15 pm

Need finger food ideas for husband's birthday.

Happy birthday! But how old is he...?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 2:33 pm

whole carp help - holy crapola Help

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 4:22 pm

greenfire wrote:

whole carp help - holy crapola Help

No, no, anagrams is a whole nother thread, yet to be started.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 8:16 pm

whats pre1A like in your yeshiva?
Do I look like a pre-1-A yingelah to you??

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 8:38 pm

"Any recommendations for Dr. Weinreb?"

As in a shidduch? Magazines for his office?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Oct 25 2010, 9:14 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

greenfire wrote:

whole carp help - holy crapola Help

No, no, anagrams is a whole nother thread, yet to be started.

And here I thought it should have read *holy carpola*

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 26 2010, 11:44 am

"Pregnant on wedding night" - shotgun wedding, eh?

(I'm sorry, I haven't really read the thread but I know what it's about, and I know it's overwhelming, yet a blessing, but still, SO overhelming to find oneself in that position. BUT I've been keeping this in so long, I had to let it out.)

↑ mamommommy ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 5:08 am

2nd grader having issue with ball in school

Just call the ball's parents and work it out.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 5:25 am

what can I do with wings?

Ummm....fly?

↑ JC ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 5:26 am

Where do you keep dirty laundry?

I dont have any dirty laundry hidden in my closet and if I did I would admit to it here. What chances would kids have at shidduchim if I aired it all here!

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 5:41 am

Wood venetian blinds?

Some wood, some woodn't.

↑ grin ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 1:43 pm

louche wrote:

Wood venetian blinds?

Some wood, some woodn't.

Quote:

Husband taking almost three year old on vacation by himself

he's been gone for 3 years by himself and you're just complaining about it now?

↑ busydev ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 2:56 pm

supper time bottles

just give it to them earlier

oops it was bAttles

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 3:42 pm

why don't frum women smoke?

Better you should ask why frum men DO.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 4:06 pm

Blames me for catching crabs..

At least he caught something. I went fishing and didn't catch anything at all, not even a sea robin.

↑ lost

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 4:56 pm

Why don't frum women smoke?

Being a frum woman is SMOKIN enough.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 5:03 pm

lost wrote:

Why don't frum women smoke?

Being a frum woman is SMOKIN enough.

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Oct 27 2010, 7:49 pm

Breast Milk:please empty out my freezer!!!!!!!!!

Never knew we had a poster named Breast Milk! Why'd you choose her to clean out your freezer out of all the posters here anyways? Let me know if this works and I'll post too!