What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 12:20 pm

louche wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"how to prepare a small french roast?"

I read it as french toast, and I thought, "um, just use small pieces of bread."

Me, too!

Isn't French roast a mixture of special coffee beans?

↑ sequoia ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 12:22 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

"If you could only afford two hours a week" [re cleaning help]

If only I could afford two hours a week!

Tell me about it! That was my reaction too!

↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 1:12 pm

do you get pms from people you don't know?

Oh, great..now you are telling me that PMS is contagious, like flu?

↑ aidelmaidel ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:20 pm

Quote:

My husband agreed to go for drug rehab

I said NO, NO, NO... (no offense to the OP)

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:21 pm

AidelMaidel, I thought the EXACT thing, but didn't know if anyone else would get it.

↑ aidelmaidel ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:24 pm

Barbara wrote:

AidelMaidel, I thought the EXACT thing, but didn't know if anyone else would get it.

Are you SURE we're not related????

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:35 pm

aidelmaidel wrote:

Barbara wrote:

AidelMaidel, I thought the EXACT thing, but didn't know if anyone else would get it.

Are you SURE we're not related????

well I'm related to amy winehouse Drunken Smile

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:45 pm

greenfire wrote:

aidelmaidel wrote:

Barbara wrote:

AidelMaidel, I thought the EXACT thing, but didn't know if anyone else would get it.

Are you SURE we're not related????

well I'm related to amy winehouse Drunken Smile

Well, you're both Jewish, anyway.

Amy Winehouse makes me sad. She has such an incredible amount of talent -- her voice is phenomenal. But she threw so much away on drugs. She claims to be clean now; I hope she is.

But you, Greenie, if YOU start that, I'm going to have to come up there and hit you upside yo' head. Don't even joke about things like that.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 21 2010, 2:53 pm

Barbara wrote:

Well, you're both Jewish, anyway.

Barbara wrote:

Amy Winehouse makes me sad. She has such an incredible amount of talent -- her voice is phenomenal. But she threw so much away on drugs. She claims to be clean now; I hope she is.

did you see the poor soul by the music emmy where she won an award - sang - and didn't know where to go until her mother took her off stage ...

Barbara wrote:

But you, Greenie, if YOU start that, I'm going to have to come up there and hit you upside yo' head. Don't even joke about things like that.

fuhgedaboudit - I run my own life & I do what I want ... Banging head

↑ pumpernickle ↓

Fri, Oct 22 2010, 10:41 am

Blowing up......!

Life is worth living! Call the suicide hotline, quickly!!

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Oct 23 2010, 7:04 pm

Please help me with kvetching!

OK, try this: NoooooOOOoooo, I don't WAAAANT to go to BEEEEED. I can't SLEEEEeeeEEEEP. I'm THIIIIIIRSY and I have a MOSQUIIIIIITO bite and it's so ITCHYYYYYYYY. MAAAaaaaAAAAAaaa.

It takes some practice but keep at it and I'm sure you'll get the hang of it!

↑ realeez ↓

Sat, Oct 23 2010, 8:29 pm

"Please help me with kvetching!"

Sure, just give me your email address and I'll send you voice file samples to practice from.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sat, Oct 23 2010, 9:52 pm

imabima wrote:

"my baby's one year old, now what???"

Okay, don't worry. They don't spoil!

Or do they??

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Sat, Oct 23 2010, 11:36 pm

enneamom wrote:

imabima wrote:

"my baby's one year old, now what???"

Okay, don't worry. They don't spoil!

Or do they??

No, we're the ones that do the spoiling!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 24 2010, 7:04 am

When do you teach your girls about periods.

It's not too early to teach punctuation in pre 1A.
(Sorry OP, I'll talk to you on the thread, but couldn't resist ;-)

↑ mamommommy ↓

Sun, Oct 24 2010, 7:21 am

Do you "turn into a monster" when you're pregnant?

Imamonster - the spinoff site to imamother.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Sun, Oct 24 2010, 8:05 am

Quote:

Please help me with kvetching!

OK, but I didn't think there was any chumah to it...

"Argh, so much work and no one cooperates?"
"What do you think? I'm the maid?"
"Oh let me alone!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY... Sister won't stop bothering me..."

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Oct 24 2010, 11:03 am

mamommommy wrote:

Do you "turn into a monster" when you're pregnant?

Imamonster - the spinoff site to imamother.

I read this as "the spinoff movie to imamother". I guess if we're already planning a movie, we can plan the sequel also, no?

↑ elf123 ↓

Sun, Oct 24 2010, 2:44 pm

"What do you say to someone who had a baby boy?"

Um, "Mazel Tov" always goes over very well here!