What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Oct 18 2010, 2:36 pm

"I can trace my lineage"

So can I

(but it won't take very long to draw such a short line)

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Oct 18 2010, 2:40 pm

Oh no!! I cant find my bay leaf!!!

In the spices aisle, top shelf, between "basil" and "cardamom".

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Oct 18 2010, 3:11 pm

What do you do at night?
Check the times of most of my posts. They're either at night or while ds is napping.

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Oct 18 2010, 8:22 pm

WHY DO PEOPLE STARE?

I don't know about other people, but I find it hard to focus as easily when posts are in "all caps."

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Oct 18 2010, 10:53 pm

How to deal with walking into the house after work?

Ouch! Your job must really stress you out! But to prevent this from happening again, I suggest you watch where you are going!!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 12:04 am

What household chore is your husband better at?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 12:06 am

What household chore is your husband better at?

All of them, compared to the way he used to be, oh, say, about 30 years ago.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 2:09 am

louche wrote:

What household chore is your husband better at?

All of them, compared to the way he used to be, oh, say, about 30 years ago.

I was going to say all of them. Full stop. And I meant better than me. Then when I thought about it, I realized that wasn't true - I'm better than him, just lazier. So thanks for the ego boost!

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 2:11 am

Unemployed DH and applying for FS

How would you apply for Friedasima?

↑ hila ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 3:41 am

"Today is Rachel Imenu's Yahrzeit - Tzipporah Heller's take"

Today is Rachel Imenu's Yahrzeit - MY TAKE..... it took me over an hour to get home yesterday, far too long to get in today, and more later.... she makes pkakim !

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 9:10 am

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Charedi answers only, please!!!
(hee hee)

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 10:01 am

What do you drink?
a bottle of ink LOL

I can't remember the rest Rolling Eyes

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 10:02 am

yo'ma wrote:

What do you drink?
a bottle of ink LOL

I can't remember the rest Rolling Eyes

You stink.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 12:18 pm

saw50st8 wrote:

yo'ma wrote:

What do you drink?
a bottle of ink LOL

I can't remember the rest Rolling Eyes

You stink.

Are you thinking of
Ink a dink/a bottle of ink/the cork fell off/ and you stink
?

This was an alternative to eeny meeny miny mo.

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 12:28 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

saw50st8 wrote:

yo'ma wrote:

What do you drink?
a bottle of ink LOL

I can't remember the rest Rolling Eyes

You stink.

Are you thinking of
Ink a dink/a bottle of ink/the cork fell off/ and you stink
?

This was an alternative to eeny meeny miny mo.

Not quite. It was something like:

What's your name? Mary Jane
Where do you live? Down the drain
What's your phone number? Cucumber
What do you eat? Pg's feet
What do you drink? A bottle of ink
You stink.

Or some nonsense like that.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 12:30 pm

"How old are you? Help me!"

MID FORTIES!!! What else can I do? Are you ok now?

↑ mimivan ↓

Tue, Oct 19 2010, 6:22 pm

hypnobirthing doula named Joan in NY
I read this as hynobirthing doula named Joan of Arc.

well, if she was busy with hypnobirthing, she probably wouldn't be on fire.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2010, 12:49 am

Overdue and Losing My Mind!

OK, relax. Take a deep breath. I know how you feel, but I promise you: You WILL find that library book!!! (Check under the couch and behind the kids' beds.)

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2010, 9:28 am

yy wrote:

Overdue and Losing My Mind!

OK, relax. Take a deep breath. I know how you feel, but I promise you: You WILL find that library book!!! (Check under the couch and behind the kids' beds.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 20 2010, 9:29 am

mimivan wrote:

hypnobirthing doula named Joan in NY
I read this as hynobirthing doula named Joan of Arc.

well, if she was busy with hypnobirthing, she probably wouldn't be on fire.

Ok, if we're going for immediate, unplugged reactions, here's one (don't know where it's coming from): "Hypnobirthing Joan" would be an interesting Bob Dylan song.
Come on people, you hear it too, don't you?