What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 10:34 pm

"Help please!! Lost from family first"

If you tell me which character you are and the name of the serial, I'll let you know if I can free you from Imamother...

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Mon, Oct 04 2010, 11:04 pm

realeez wrote:

"Today sponge"

Next year, a brand new baby...

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Oct 05 2010, 1:50 pm

"Sending solids to the babysitter"

Solids is an interesting name. Why did you choose to name her (him?) that?
Either way, I'm sure she'll be fine at the babysitter.

↑ Zus ↓

Tue, Oct 05 2010, 3:35 pm

"chooosing colors for painting."

The OP of the chaseeeedishe thread is back!

↑ mamommommy ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 5:46 pm

Have you used this doctor?

I read this as "Have you sued this doctor?"

That what comes from living in such a litigious society (and being sleep-deprived).

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 6:47 pm

"how do I know when my toddlers ready for preschool?"

When she's dressed and has shoes on, her hair is brushed, her knapsack is on and she has tzedaka/ Mitzvah notes if needed. Don't forget a jacket if it's cold.

↑ Aidelmom

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 6:51 pm

"rate your mother on her mothering skills"

ok this isn't funny but my reaction was "what a horrible idea for a thread. it's sickening that people would think of doing this."

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 11:10 pm

Who else is PUMPED for PLAYOFFS? :-)

Err, no thanks. We just drink pop here.

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 11:18 pm

"Help please!! Lost from family first"

Didn't know Jack, Kate, and Hurley were of such interest to Mishpacha readers.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 11:18 pm

Nauseous in Middle of the night

Sequel to either Sleepless in Seattle or Saturday Night Fever

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Oct 06 2010, 11:39 pm

what works in ur house?

Spellcheck.
Spellcheck works in my house. Yes

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 12:15 am

Spiritual growth

Is that like a psychosomatic tumor?

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 12:31 am

anyone know what to do with tuna steak??

Let me see...rub it on leather shoes to boost the shine? Apply to hair to remedy dry scalp? Use it for bait when hunting lion on safari? No? Then I give up.

↑ good wifey ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 1:23 am

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"Help please!! Lost from family first"

Didn't know Jack, Kate, and Hurley were of such interest to Mishpacha readers.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 1:09 pm

what degree do you wash laundry on?

You don't need a degree to wash laundry.

↑ kitov ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 1:22 pm

I'm tired today, and read the cause of fire thread, "electric girdle". I was becoming upset why there's this amazing sounding contraption out there, and I didn't even know about it?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 1:41 pm

I keep reading "Painful Rash, but dh wants intimacy" as "Painful Rasha, but dh wants intimacy"
and thinking, Nu? What do you want from me? You married the guy.

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 2:54 pm

"Dark flat...advice"
These are cute but I'm sure there are plenty more to choose from!
http://piperlime.gap.com/brows.....06002

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 8:52 pm

For some reason, when I saw WW kosher pallete, my first thought was weight watchers. I thought it was strange that someone wanted to know weight watcher points for kosher pallete recipes.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Oct 07 2010, 9:33 pm

ok, so I let my dd pee all over the floor,,help!

An accident I would help you with, but you LET her do it. Damech beroshech; you get no help from me.