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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 22 2010, 1:04 pm
severe palate pain

I misread this as "severe palate STRAIN" . It's what happens when you do too much pre-YT cooking-marathon taste-testing.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 12:21 am
Buggy Board- Is it worth it?

I don't know. Will it be Closed, Open, or a Safe Haven?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 12:35 am
Bullying, PLEASE HELP!?!!!

Sorry, I don't do that. Find some bully and ask him.
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  lost  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 12:43 am
DD wants to read

We hold that teaching DDs to read is just asking for trouble. First she'll ask to learn to read, the she'll want to vote, who knows where it'll end.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 8:53 pm
"If you were a harvest-y sukkot dessert, what would you be?"

Me? I'd say something warm and sweet with a bit of spice. Maybe it would be easier to choose my best description with a poll...
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  mamommommy  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 11:36 pm
Expecting #2...Should I toilet train #1?

Okay, maybe I'm spending too much of my day around little kids who laugh at any sort of bathroom humor, but I really laughed when I first read this.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 26 2010, 11:49 pm
Succah's in Philly?

Look behind people's houses. That's where I usually find them.
But be verryyy quiet if you don't want to be found out!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 10:19 am
auntie_em wrote:
Succah's in Philly?

Look behind people's houses. That's where I usually find them.
But be verryyy quiet if you don't want to be found out!


Succah's what? Is there a Philly area succah that's missing something?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 11:31 am
Succah's in Philly?

No, my succah's right here in my backyard. That one must be someone else's. Probbaly someone who actually lives in Philly.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 1:13 pm
What shopping do you allow your teens to do for you?

OK, not quite a reaction to the title, but the OP was asking about asking a teenage son to purchase feminine hygiene products. And all I could think was ... what else did she ask him? Was the poor boy standing in the aisle perusing the Welch's and Smuckers, wondering where the Kiryat Yoel was, and whether ima wanted grape or raspberry.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 4:10 pm
Barbara wrote:
What shopping do you allow your teens to do for you?

OK, not quite a reaction to the title, but the OP was asking about asking a teenage son to purchase feminine hygiene products. And all I could think was ... what else did she ask him? Was the poor boy standing in the aisle perusing the Welch's and Smuckers, wondering where the Kiryat Yoel was, and whether ima wanted grape or raspberry.


you are soooooo bad!!!!!(Kiryat Yoel! Good one! took me a while to get that.)
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 5:01 pm
"Random question from curiosity"

Shoot!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 6:45 pm
Zus wrote:
"Random question from curiosity"

Shoot!


Curiosity? Is she a new member? What's her avatar?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 7:09 pm
Where do I buy bedika cloths in williamsburg?

have you seen a doctor about your memory loss issues?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 7:38 pm
Can I have a boy?

MAY you. Yes, you may.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 10:50 pm
What do you wear to a Satmar wedding?

Apologies, but every time I see this, I think two things:

1. This is the start of an ethnic joke
2. This must be the sequel to the 1970 movie "What do you say to a naked lady?"
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Imhappy!  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 11:08 pm
mamommommy wrote:
Expecting #2...Should I toilet train #1?

Okay, maybe I'm spending too much of my day around little kids who laugh at any sort of bathroom humor, but I really laughed when I first read this.


got me lol.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 27 2010, 11:08 pm
"Bris help needed"
I'm not a Mohel (doubt if anyone here is) so I don't think I should be helping to do the Bris.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 28 2010, 12:26 am
"How to decorate a cake like a Sukkah"

Lay lots of greenery on it. Enough so it's covered but make sure you can still see the icing peeking through.
Hang some lights off the edges, and if it's not against your minhag, dangle fruit off the corners.

Errr...I'm full already. Thanks anyways.
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 28 2010, 2:53 am
"Bris help needed"

Sorry, but I think you ought to use a mohel rather than asking us for help.
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