What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ shanie5 ↓

Sun, Aug 29 2010, 11:41 pm

TOY BOX
in

Tips and Ideas for a Better Marriage

boy, is this gonna get locked real soon!!!

↑ lost ↓

Mon, Aug 30 2010, 12:07 am

shanie5 wrote:

TOY BOX
in

Tips and Ideas for a Better Marriage

boy, is this gonna get locked real soon!!!

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Aug 30 2010, 12:14 am

"Which crimes are muter for Orthodox Jews?"

Obviously, the ones no one will "masser" on you for, such as MEDICAID FRAUD Twisted Evil

... that is much muter than, for example, imaginary child abuse, for which offense the imaginer will immediately lose all semblance of muteness in favor of phoning Child Services on you.

Oh. She meant muttar...as in, allowed.

↑ good wifey ↓

Mon, Aug 30 2010, 5:51 pm

"At what age did you learn Yiddish?"

Who said I did??

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Aug 30 2010, 11:50 pm

ISO really healthy muffins

Me too. Save yourself the time. I already asked the little fellow under the rainbow.
He offered me gold, but no healthy muffins that tasted delicious.

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 1:47 am

How to NOT CIO
Just stop crying, that should do it.

↑ Zus ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 10:12 am

"How to Prevent Short Hair Sticking Out of Wig"

Have long hair.

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 10:30 am

Quote:

salad recipe's without mayo, vinegar and lemon juice

how about vegetables, is that okay?

grace413 ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 10:47 am

"Vacation In Frum Offices"

No, thanks, I'd rather stay at a hotel.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 10:28 pm

The UNPRONOUNCABLE names

You mean like VOLDEMORT Twisted Evil

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Aug 31 2010, 10:36 pm

"my baby just threw up... wat do I do?? help"

Well, for starters, get off the computer and mop the floor.

↑ kalsee ↓

Wed, Sep 01 2010, 4:45 am

enneamom wrote:

The UNPRONOUNCABLE names

You mean like VOLDEMORT Twisted Evil

I was thinking yud kay vav kay

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 01 2010, 11:17 am

DH has the WORST in laws!

Nothing snarky here, just thought: OP still has her sense of humor!

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Sep 01 2010, 11:56 am

kalsee wrote:

enneamom wrote:

The UNPRONOUNCABLE names

You mean like VOLDEMORT Twisted Evil

I was thinking yud kay vav kay

Me too! But I figured Voldemort is something I could make fun of.

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Sep 01 2010, 11:35 pm

"stopping a bottle cold turkey"

I keep reading this as "stopping a bottle OF cold turkey", and picturing a mommy reaching up to catch a bottle stuffed with cold turkey that's flying across the room...yecch.

↑ sleepwalking ↓

Thu, Sep 02 2010, 5:06 am

Calling all blondes

Reminded me of that: LOL

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 02 2010, 2:03 pm

enneamom wrote:

My reaction to your reading of this: one could put a cork in it. Better yet, call the pediatrician and ask for his/her recommendation to soothe teething gums.

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, Sep 02 2010, 8:47 pm

Pinkfridge, what's with the soothing gums? I don't get it. embarrassed

The cork/stopper idea is cute, though!

Here's another one:
Weaving round challahs

A drunkard in a bakery Drunken Smile

...hope he doesn't bang into any of them

↑ im here!

Fri, Sep 03 2010, 12:44 am

NFP method only?? (under bc)

Thought it was something to do with the business called NFP solutions, until I saw its under bc LOL

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Fri, Sep 03 2010, 5:07 am

Encourage teen to marry her kids, [gentile] dad or leave it B

I stopped at the comma - Encourage teen to marry her kids. Huh? How would that work???