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amother
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Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:20 pm
“I’m not insane, I’m a princess!” (While looking at her own reflection in a full lengthe mirror in pajamas and a tiara

“My son won’t listen to me!”

To her brother “turn off the lights so we can say “uhoh”
He turns off the lights
She starts running around skipping and yelling
“Uhohuhohuhoh!”

In response to baby brothers babbling
“That’s a bad word! You can’t say that!”



“Baby, That’s an evil king!”

Putting in my tichel
“I don’t want to be a guy so I’ll just be a pretty mommy!”

“I can’t be shabbos mommy, there are rats in my basement!”

“I’m a princess kallah. A kallah princess.”

“Mommy. I’m going to daven for you to have a little baby.”

(Seeing her eighteen month old brother crawling) to get a toy : “ He thinks he’s a baby!”
“Is he a baby?”
“No. He’s a big boy!”

Share yours!
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amother
Ghostwhite


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:21 pm
lol what a personality!
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amother
Geranium


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:31 pm
Fun thread! My 3 yr old
(After using the bathroom) “I don’t want to wash my hands because I can actually just make on the floor”

Pointing to the knives in the kitchen “does abba use those to cut your neck?” (Have NO idea where that came from???)

“Huh? Yogurt in a cup?? That doesn’t make any sense!”

“My sister did baal tashlich!”

“If a car goes on you, you’ll get smusheded”

He says so many cute things every day in the most adorable voice but I don’t write them all down

3 is the cutest age

ETA:
Some of my favorite mispronounced words:
Smashmallows (marshmallows)
Snoshkes (noshkes)
Smustache (mustache)
Yammacamma (yarmulka)
Pojwect (project)
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amother
Forsythia  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:32 pm
He calls ketchup טשעפעט

Dunno what his Rebbe thinks lol

(It means hit/hurt/fight, like a kid is fighting with me)
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amother
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Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:33 pm
He thinks his older sibling that’s 8 knows everything.

If he asks me something and I say I don’t know-
“Sibling knows!” lol
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amother
  Forsythia  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:34 pm
He calls the older boys on the bus breeders. (Brothers) I guess some of his friends have brothers on the bus, so he calls them brothers as well.
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amother
  Forsythia  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:36 pm
A new boy came into his class and his name is Burech.

There is another classmate alter burech.

So he calls them alte burech and neye burech.

(Old burech and new burech.)

He doesn’t chap that the kids name is really alter.
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amother
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Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:47 pm
amother Forsythia wrote:
A new boy came into his class and his name is Burech.

There is another classmate alter burech.

So he calls them alte burech and neye burech.

(Old burech and new burech.)

He doesn’t chap that the kids name is really alter.


LOL
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amother
Daisy


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:50 pm
(Pointing at his nipples)
"I have 3 belly buttons"
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amother
Slategray  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:53 pm
amother Daisy wrote:
(Pointing at his nipples)
"I have 3 belly buttons"


My 3 yr old calls them kipples. No idea where he gets that from
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amother
Topaz  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:55 pm
My almost 3 year old informed me the other day that when he gets bigger, he’s going to be a kitty cat 🐱
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amother
Lightyellow


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 8:21 pm
I usually let her wash herself in the bath. Today she wasn't listening so I was washing her. She said "I am missing out on all the fun!"
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amf




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 8:32 pm
amother Topaz wrote:
My almost 3 year old informed me the other day that when he gets bigger, he’s going to be a kitty cat 🐱

My 3 year old told me she's going to be a fire dog when she grows up. She's been extremely consistent with this answer for a good 6 months
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amother
Forestgreen


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 9:25 pm
I lost my bracelet and before my son was going to sleep he said "Mommy here's your bracelet" I had a big reaction of OMMGGG THANK YOU!! Then I remembered I left it on the couch. He said "Yes, it was in the couch, and I don't let you leave it there again, ok? You can't loose it again." I was laughing so hard.
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amother
Lightcyan  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 9:58 pm
My husband threatened my son, who is exceptionally stubborn, with a potch if he doesn't go upstairs to bed. He looked at him and said, You can't hurt me, I'm just a small boy!

Lately everything is I'm not allowed to... Go to bed, eat by the table, whatever.
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amother
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Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 10:03 pm
amother Lightcyan wrote:
My husband threatened my son, who is exceptionally stubborn, with a potch if he doesn't go upstairs to bed. He looked at him and said, You can't hurt me, I'm just a small boy!

Lately everything is I'm not allowed to... Go to bed, eat by the table, whatever.

Sorry, he's right.
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amother
  Lightcyan


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 10:07 pm
amother DarkGray wrote:
Sorry, he's right.


Oh no. He's a monster. You try schlepping 35 pounds up the stairs multiple times in one night.
Of course he is... Turns out a line the Morah used in school when the boys were fighting.
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amother
  DarkGray  


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 10:07 pm
My just 3 year old told me when he grows up he's going to be a misyavne, but he's going to be a good one and take his tzitzis out of the garbage can. LOL (In the story tape the misyavnem cut off their peyos and threw their tzitzis in the garbage.)
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amother
Tulip


 

Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 10:09 pm
My 3 year old DS
" Rivka (DS's friend) has a Tatty, when Abba gets older he's also going to be a Tatty." LOL
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amother
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Post Tue, Dec 31 2024, 10:16 pm
amother Lightcyan wrote:
Oh no. He's a monster. You try schlepping 35 pounds up the stairs multiple times in one night.
Of course he is... Turns out a line the Morah used in school when the boys were fighting.

Doing that right now actually, he just remembered he needs a banana to feed his stuffed monkey cuz the zookeeper forgot to feed him. Still not going to hit him. Part of being a parent.
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