Things my three year old has said

amother

↑ DarkGray

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:28 pm

We went in the summer to katerskill falls, I didn't realize what a difficult hike it was, people made it sound like it was child friendly. After what felt like a million steps going up, my son shouts, "I think there's something in my shoes, it feels soooo heavy!" Laugh

momma 17

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 7:39 pm

Dh and I were having a conversation and our 3 year old interrupted us and said
"It is what it is, ok!??"
When our daughter was three she told her Morah that she wants to be an earing lady when when she grows up.
When our 7 year old son was 3 I was dressing him and he told me it's not tznius so I told him " It's ok because Mommy made you".
He responded "you made me? But I'm not a cake!!"

amother

Gold ↓

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 8:13 pm

When my now 9yr old dd was 3, I saw her looking through the pantry very intently, obviously looking for something. I asked her "can mommy help you? What are you looking for?" She turns around to me and whispers "I'm looking for my privacy" 😂😂
My (current) 3yodd says the funniest things all the time, I won't have enough room to write them lol. A few I can think of right now:
1) (I'm very into calling body parts by proper names) She used to call nipples "pimples"
2) the other day she wanted to lay her head on my chest. She tapped my bre@st and said "mommy can I rest on your pillow?" 🤣
3) until now I've gotten dressed with her in my room on occasion, she knows that sometimes I put on nipple covers. A couple months back when I was getting dressed, I didn't put them on, and she noticed and said "mommy! You forgot to put your nipples on!"
Besides for the funny things she says, she says them in such a funny way! Wish I could send her voice here😉 she makes me laugh all the time!!

amother

Bottlebrush

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 8:31 pm

pangurger For hamburger

Was helping me cook and said I need my curtain (meant apron) 😂

gave whip cream so he said what kind of cream is this? I said whip so he said we eat it with our wips(lips?)

can’t have grill cheese I’m a boy.
It’s not girl cheese it’s boy cheese.

We don't eat apples on the couch. We eat coffee on the couch."

Wanted iPad and I told them it’s sleeping.
Mommy is the hi pad (iPad)taking a nap?
Yes
Is it sleeping on your bed or ABBA’s bed?

In middle of the night when I needed me to cover him- as I’m walking out -cover my piggies! (Because we had been singing this little piggy a lot)

amother

↑ Topaz

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 9:38 pm

He found one of his singing toys on Shabbos and wanted me to press the button. I told him the toy is shluffing for Shabbos. He figured out how to turn it on and told me, “It woke up!”

amother

Cherry

Tue, Dec 31 2024, 9:42 pm

My 2 yr old is in a "saving" stage. Can you save my plate? My chair? My spot..etc.

Today we pulled into the driveway and I realized I wanted a run a quick errand so I told her we're going to the store and coming right back. She said "K. Can you save my house?"

amother

↑ Forsythia ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 12:15 am

Whenever my son doesn’t want to eat something, he says “ I can’t eat it, I have a silver tooth!”

He has all his teeth I have no clue where he takes that from lol. Probably a kid in his class was talking about it.

English3

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 12:29 am

My twins have been taking the Chanukah story very seriously. One day they said there will be no cheder on Chanukah BC antiyochus doesn't let.
They also said that they need to say the brachos quietly as the soldiers are coming.
On the first night of Chanuka one of them were crying because there candles burnt out after a half an hour and it needs to burn for eight days.

amother

DarkOrange ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 2:40 am

My 3 year old makes us all laugh so much, such a cutie!

One recent one was we were staying by my sil, we know them really well even though we live a few hours away. We vacation often together,as we have kids similar ages etc.

Anyway he said to my 5 year old niece, my mummy said I should give this to my sister, where's my sister?

Not her name who my niece knows obviously. It was adorable.

And I overheard him saying to 13 year old nephew, she's just jealous, she also wants one but I'm not going to let her play with it. Lol. He was only just 3! He shocks me sometimes.

amother

Hosta

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 3:31 am

Our cousin just got braces. 3 year old sees her and says “wow! You have decorations on your teeth!”

After trump won.
4 yr old: Trumpet won!
3 yr old: no. Trumper. I know.

“I’m not going to be able to sleep bc I’ll be looking in the mirror at how beautiful I am”

“Earth to mommy. Give me a hammer so I can bang things!”

“I’m so impressed with you that you have jello. My Morah doesn’t even have jello.”

I was wearing a face mask. “Mommy you look like a monster. That’s too much makeup.”

Talking abt my boobs “mommy you have two challa squshes on you. Private challa squishes.”

amother

↑ DarkOrange ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 3:35 am

amother Hosta wrote:

so adorable!!

amother

↑ Gold ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 4:26 am

Oh! One other thing she says every Friday... Mommy, I want kitchen soup!
She also one time during dinner was taking her food and putting it all in her cup. I asked her "what are you doing??" She told me "playing basketball" LOL

amother

Honey

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 6:26 am

My 2.5 yo made the clearestz the loudest and proudest shehakol bracha for lighting her candles. Then dh promted her to say l'hadlik. AMEN! Proud as a peacock!

"I want a leibadiga song. This is quiet"

"I am a princess! I am a princess! Look! Look! Look!" As she twirls around in a tutu.

"Put on some music so I can dance"
"Come dance with me!"

"You're bothering me! Stop! Stop! You're such a baby! Na na nahnana!"

9 yo was in a bad mood. And on top of that she got upset at her becuase she took all book bags and coats off the hook.
"I don't love you, 2.5yoname!"
"I DO love you, 9yoname!"
"Yeye I do love you, 2.5yoname"
Happened last week. I'm still in shock how that little tiny 2.5 yo human was able to diffuse like that! And after that 9 yo was in the best mood.

(All this translated from yiddish. But she has perfect grammar and extremely clear speech overall even if she still struggles with certain sounds.

amother

Aster

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 6:38 am

One night of sukkos when my sister was 3,
She refused to go to bed when we asked her why she said "I don't want my hair to get messed up."
Last night my 3 yo tells me that we use Shimon zayis zoch for the Menorah (he has a friend Shimon)

amother

↑ Slategray ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2025, 7:20 am

amother Bronze wrote:

My child for some reason thinks belly is a dirty word. And whenever they get angry will yell “you are a belly”

My 3 yr old said that all the mitzva kinder menchies that are lost were niftar. 🤣. I also love when he shows concern for his older sister. When she said she doesn't like going to the babysitter, he asked why cuz Nadia is there? (Nadia is the helper that they don't like)