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amother
Acacia


 

Post Mon, Jan 06 2025, 9:27 pm
Ds heard me fart and he said "I'm gonna put you on the toilet!"
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amother
  DarkOrange


 

Post Mon, Jan 06 2025, 9:28 pm
amother Acacia wrote:
Ds heard me fart and he said "I'm gonna put you on the toilet!"


LOL
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#MOMMY




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 06 2025, 10:00 pm
My dd is almost 3, is that counted??

She got a writing tablet and she told me she's writing something about mommy. I asked her what!
So she said 'That Mommy is perfect.'
What are you writing about Totty?- 'Totty is cute'
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mfb




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 07 2025, 8:29 am
#MOMMY wrote:
My dd is almost 3, is that counted??

She got a writing tablet and she told me she's writing something about mommy. I asked her what!
So she said 'That Mommy is perfect.'
What are you writing about Totty?- 'Totty is cute'

May you always stay perfect in her eyes!!
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amother
  Feverfew


 

Post Tue, Jan 07 2025, 8:45 am
My daughter stuffed up the toilet so I told her we can’t use it. So she ran to get her markers and “wrote” a song which she said means-

the toilet is broken toilet, go to the other one!

The problem is few of us understand her language and are constantly forgetting. She doesn’t understand and keeps saying- but mommy, I hung up my sign! Maybe they can’t read!
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amother
  Slategray  


 

Post Tue, Jan 07 2025, 9:00 am
mfb wrote:
May you always stay perfect in her eyes!!


I used to think my mom was perfect until I got older and realized how messed up she is.
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amother
  Topaz  


 

Post Yesterday at 9:00 pm
Today I told my almost 3yo that the best job in the world is being a Mommy or a Tatty.

His response: “Where’s the world?”

Me: “The world is all around us, Morah’s house is in the world, our house is in the world, the park is in the world…”

Him: “But where is it?”

DH came home from shul and I told him he would have to take over explaining philosophy to our toddler 😆
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amother
  Topaz


 

Post Yesterday at 9:02 pm
Our 1yo has frequent spitups. Our almost 3yo said this morning that “Shmuly spit up! In his cribby, on the floor, on the windowsill, on the ceiling, in the sky…” (BH in his crib was the only place of all those locations with actual spitup)
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amother
  Slategray


 

Post Yesterday at 9:03 pm
amother Topaz wrote:
Today I told my almost 3yo that the best job in the world is being a Mommy or a Tatty.

His response: “Where’s the world?”

Me: “The world is all around us, Morah’s house is in the world, our house is in the world, the park is in the world…”

Him: “But where is it?”

DH came home from shul and I told him he would have to take over explaining philosophy to our toddler 😆


Yesterday before the bus came I offered my 3yo a drink- either milk or seltzer so he answers "there's no time for chocolit right?" 🤣. (Chocolit is an Israeli chocolate flavored drink mix)
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amother
DarkPurple  


 

Post Yesterday at 9:04 pm
amother Forsythia wrote:
A new boy came into his class and his name is Burech.

There is another classmate alter burech.

So he calls them alte burech and neye burech.

(Old burech and new burech.)

He doesn’t chap that the kids name is really alter.


🤣🤣🤣
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amother
  DarkPurple


 

Post Yesterday at 9:05 pm
Today my 3 1/2 year-old said mommy and tatty go rest. I’ll watch chaim* (2.5 months old)


Not his real name.
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