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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 10:43 am
amother Slategray wrote:
My 3 year old calls his pe*is his body. So anytime I bathe him it gets confusing. He also thinks body wash is only for the d*ck! Lol


Weird how you're so into your son's willy.
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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 1:58 pm
amother DarkOrange wrote:
Weird how you're so into your son's willy.


Who said that?? You can just keep scrolling 🙄🙄
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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 1:59 pm
amother DarkOrange wrote:
Weird how you're so into your son's willy.


I'm not so into it. I said one comment abt what he calls it. Some ppl....smh
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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 2:02 pm
English3 wrote:
My twins have been taking the Chanukah story very seriously. One day they said there will be no cheder on Chanukah BC antiyochus doesn't let.
They also said that they need to say the brachos quietly as the soldiers are coming.
On the first night of Chanuka one of them were crying because there candles burnt out after a half an hour and it needs to burn for eight days.


So precocious!
Are they 3?
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amother
cornflower


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 2:17 pm
My 3 year old dd looks at herself in the mirror and says " I'm so cool!"
She asked me one day of she can drive and I sit in the back and when I said no she has to get bigger she said I am big!
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amother
Valerian


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 3:12 pm
Today in the car 3.5 year old dd said
Hashem please don't make the siren go off in the car. Hashem please don't make a siren for me (she said her name).
We live in Israel and have had several sirens recently.
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amother
Chestnut


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 4:25 pm
My 3 year old asked me if I go to mommy school!
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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 4:27 pm
amother Chestnut wrote:
My 3 year old asked me if I go to mommy school!


My 3 year old says "bye have a fun day!" No idea where he got that expression from. He also says "oh world!"
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amother
Feverfew


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 4:58 pm
She’s almost 4.

Me- tomorrow I’m pick you up at 11 so you’ll only be in school for 1.5 hours.

She, thinking aloud- that’s not too bad. Not too bad. It’s not so long. Just a bit a little. But not too long.

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She seeing the Chanukah cookies I was making- mommy run to store and buy lots and lots of colorful snow (her word for frosting) ! All different color snows. So we can decorate. And real sprinkles.

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Every morning- mommy please make chocolate tea (her word for hot cocoa)
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amother
Milk


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 5:38 pm
she asked my husband how come he has a beard on his feet 🤣

She was so excited I bought her a few pairs of tights cuz it got cold outside. She told me “ma I have matching tights like you! But not like my morah she has brown tights” her morah wears beige lol
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amother
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Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 8:36 pm
amother Slategray wrote:
My 3 year old calls his pe*is his body. So anytime I bathe him it gets confusing. He also thinks body wash is only for the d*ck! Lol


My 3yo thinks that body is an abbreviated form of bottom. could be the same misunderstanding
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amother
Lime


 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 9:54 pm
Dd calls toilet paper, "toilet wiper!" Lol
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Tao




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 01 2025, 10:33 pm
Older son talking about Despicable Me: "So then, Gru - "
Younger son (interrupting, for a change) "What growed?" LOL Can't Believe It
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Busybee5




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 02 2025, 6:24 am
Tao wrote:
Older son talking about Despicable Me: "So then, Gru - "
Younger son (interrupting, for a change) "What growed?" LOL Can't Believe It


LOL
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