Funniest thing ur husband ever did

amother

Maple ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 7:45 pm

Went to the dr with a bad cough and since English isn't his first language, when they asked why you're here he said he has chest pain. They immediately took him in and did ekg LOL

amother

Glitter ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:03 pm

I asked him to pick up scallions from the grocery store. He walked in holding 1 single scallion stalk not in a bag LOL

amother

Hydrangea

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:10 pm

Told him last night I was going out to see the new wicked movie. He said- oh cool they made wicked into a movie?

Like has he been living under a rock? Besides that I’ve been talking about it nonstop for months lol

ETA I would love to know why I’m being hugged

amother

Lily

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:10 pm

He climbed up on a chair with wheels to hang up a window shade. I didnt stop him…. I couldnt beleieve someone was doing something so stupid. Obviously he ended up in the floor, with the window shade on his head.

amother

Bluebell

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:11 pm

My son who’s 4 and my nephew who’s married share the same first and last name.

My husband had a client who came to him with a friend.. The friend introduced herself and asked my husband his name. My husband said “Moshe cohen”
She says oh are you related to Aaron cohen?
My husband says, sure that’s my nephew.
She’s like oh that’s cute he’s in our preschool!!
My husband quickly says “oops that’s my son!”
He thought she was asking about an adult not a 4 year old!
(Names changed to protect the privacy of the parties involved)

amother

Coffee ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:28 pm

He was running on the treadmill and his pants were falling down so he went to pull them up and he fell off. Ripped his pants too.
Yeah it wasn't funny for him but I couldn't stop laughing. Happened quite a while ago and I'm laughing as I write it now.

He threw a diaper across the room to land in the garbage and it got twisted in the pull string for the ceiling fan.

amother

Lightblue

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:49 pm

amother Coffee wrote:

He threw a diaper across the room to land in the garbage and it got twisted in the pull string for the ceiling fan.

I threw my underwear to the laundry hamper but missed. it landed on the windowsill of an open window that I didnt realize was open and people live downstairs!!!
very close call but I couldnt stop laughing

amother

Sand

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:51 pm

He one time sharted in the middle of dollar tree and had to waddle home. I couldn't stop laughing for a good hour. He also found it funny

amother

White

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:52 pm

My husband isn't American and he watches some weird youtube videos (weird as in boring) and he got "picked" as a winner and they told him to wire them $200 and they'll ship him a prize and I was crying (out of anger) that he'd waste money on such a scam but now looking back I laugh at it. My husband is cute Can't Believe It

amother

↑ Maple ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:59 pm

This was my male relative not dh. He ate tuna from the fridge for lunch, and his wife came home in the afternoon and said wheres the ground turkey I prepared for patties?? Tongue Out

amother

Tuberose ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:04 pm

First time DH got our baby dressed I reminded him to make sure he puts the arms in the arm holes and legs in the leg holes. DH assured me he knew what he was doing.
1 minute later he asks me to help him figure out the snaps because something doesn’t make sense.
He got the baby dressed sideways. He had one arm in an arm hole, one arm in a leg hole, one leg in an arm hole and one leg in a leg hole. Since the opening for the head was incorrectly placed, he couldn’t figure out how to close the snaps

I got him this onesie as a gag gift afterwards

amother

↑ Coffee

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:08 pm

amother Sand wrote:

He one time sharted in the middle of dollar tree and had to waddle home. I couldn't stop laughing for a good hour. He also found it funny

Whats sharted mean?

meeze

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:09 pm

amother Tuberose wrote:

This is waaaay too cute!!

Moonlight ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:12 pm

Put my 2 y old daughter in a bathing suit. Backwards. And didn't realize

Eta, we have the funniest picture of her (cuz I had to take a picture), the straps are crossed across her chest, the opening dips down til her waist, her back is covered... she is sad cuz she is uncomfortable , and he doesn't notice anything is wrong...

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amother

↑ Tuberose ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:15 pm

amother Coffee wrote:

Whats sharted mean?

A fart that releases poop. S**t fart

CPenzias

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:15 pm

amother Coffee wrote:

Whats sharted mean?

A sh!t fart. He thought he farted but pooped a little