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amother

OP ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 7:43 am

To the yearly national conference where they decide what is popular, what is "done", what kids should and shouldn't wear.... it must be several days long with everything that gets changed year to year. Do they decide it all once a year or is it a seasonal conference?

Who is this "they" anyways?
How can I find out the results of this conference?
If I can't get an invite can I at least get their monthly magazine?

zaq

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 8:51 am

I adore you! Can we be besties? We can share a subscription to the mag.

scintilla ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 8:57 am

I thought it's all done telepathically??

Iymnok

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 9:19 am

scintilla wrote:

I thought it's all done telepathically??

Which channel?

amother

Charcoal

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 9:37 am

Iymnok wrote:

Which channel?

Help.
I’m not connected.
My line is all static.
My poor babies Crying

Chayalle

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 9:48 am

Until I find the money tree, I'd rather not get that invite....

↑ scintilla

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 9:54 am

Iymnok wrote:

Which channel?

Channel 718/732. You may be too far away to tune into it, my apologies.

BusyBoys

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 9:58 am

By preregistration only. 5 year long waitlist to get in.
Documents needed- all family planning paperwork, genders and age predictions included.
They set you up for life.

Free advice line included in price
You get half hour each season for a refresher

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 12:06 pm

Chayalle wrote:

Until I find the money tree, I'd rather not get that invite....

I don't have access to that tree either. No one will allow me to buy the seeds...

But if I am going to spend the money on an article of clothing I want it to at least not be on the "dreaded" list. Even when they are the same price somehow I buy the wrong one!

amother

↑ OP

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 12:08 pm

zaq wrote:

I adore you! Can we be besties? We can share a subscription to the mag.

Please!!! Too scared to use my SN as then everyone will know it is my kid who is wearing that "wrong" color. Even when it looks adorable on her. Because she is the only one and that means I am outed on here LOL

amother

Junglegreen

Mon, Jun 17 2024, 12:12 pm

BusyBoys wrote:

They also do a full background check to know which group to stick you in and which lecturers to assign to you.
Things like community, neighborhood, family, mechutanim, schools ,yeshivos....
Your status in the community, your finances, your shopping tendencies......
They know EVERYTHING there is to know about you and your kids.

They're also the ones to neatly label people and box them up according to what was discovered in the background check.
Plain, nebby, balebatish, rich, poor, tries to hard....

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