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↑ patzer ↓

Mon, Jun 10 2024, 8:04 pm

I'm totally broke. Help me plan a vacation!

That reminds me of a bad joke... Rolling Eyes

A woman once told her husband, "I want to read a book that will give me ideas where we can go on vacation".
Her husband handed her a bank statement and said, "Read this. It says that we should stay home".

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Mon, Jun 10 2024, 8:19 pm

Yes I do

Me too.

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Mon, Jun 10 2024, 8:21 pm

I’m not as good

Correct, you’re much better

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Mon, Jun 10 2024, 8:22 pm

Neighbors food

Kids definitely go for that one..

↑ BusyBoys ↓

Mon, Jun 10 2024, 8:23 pm

How would you describe your marriage?

Traditional Male and female relationship

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jun 11 2024, 6:07 am

How often does your teen goes to sleep blowing...

Never. My teen can't blow bubbles in their sleep, or anything for that matter.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 11 2024, 7:37 am

5 year old dentist anxiety HELP

I would also be anxious about seeing a 5 year old dentist. Find someone who is at least old enough to vote, preferably someone closer to 30 than to 20.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Thu, Jun 13 2024, 7:42 pm

5 year old saw in the mikvah what do I say??

Even if the saw were brand new and not rusted at all, it would still pose a safety hazard. I'd tell them it's pretty urgent.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sat, Jun 15 2024, 8:28 pm

I ahte my dhs temper

You’re supposed to swallow YOUR anger. Not other people’s

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 6:19 am

Crunchy moms- what baby formula have you used

Crunchy moms wouldn't be caught dead using formula.

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 10:14 am

Remarriage with child under two

The legal limit is 18 in most states with some states allowing from 16. I’m fairly certain that a baby under 2 is illegal everywhere

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 1:26 pm

Make up for bar Mitzva

Absolutely. Shalom is of the utmost importance.

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 1:27 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Remarriage with child under two

The legal limit is 18 in most states with some states allowing from 16. I’m fairly certain that a baby under 2 is illegal everywhere

Hi! You must be new here....

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 1:31 pm

How does Hindel become Ayala?

It's done in shul on a day the Torah is read. She may need a legal name change as well.

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 1:32 pm

Hamayvin Yavin wrote:

Remarriage with child under two

The legal limit is 18 in most states with some states allowing from 16. I’m fairly certain that a baby under 2 is illegal everywhere

A first marriage by 2 years old isn't such a big deal on Imamother. We get thay a lot. A second marriage by 2 is pretty out there, though.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 4:26 pm

Men are from Mars bedroom

Are they? I'm sure my dh is from London.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 4:33 pm

I cannot figure out how to do this life

Well this is the only life you get, so you really need to figure it out asap.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 7:35 pm

Earrings …don’t know what’s in….
I've occasionally forgotten which earrings I put in, too. Take them off and look at them if you can't tell by looking in the mirror.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 11:04 pm

Pregnancy
Showing

Why, is the baby for sale?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2024, 11:06 pm

Infants
I cannot figure out how to do this life

Little one, you have 120 years to figure it out...

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