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↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:37 pm

Clarissa wrote:

Cleanup in Aisle 6!

reminds me of a seminary stunt my dear friend and I pulled.

there were four bathrooms. one day, while very bored we decided to take down a poster of someone running for office (Clarence). we cut out his face and pasted it on the inside of the lid. then we removed all toilet paper from the other three stalls, leaving only the fourth (rigged) stall available.

then we parked ourselves on two folding chairs close to the bathroom. remarkably, no one found this suspicious. as time progressed, one by one, someone would enter the bathroom, lift the lid and come face to face with dear ole' grinning Clarence. the shrieks had us rolling...

we called that antic, "Cleanup, Aisle 4."

thanks C, for reminding me of a good time.

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:46 pm

"Grasshopper Pie! (Easy!)"

just run outside, catch a few grasshoppers, toss them in the bowl, mix well and bake.

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:47 pm

Wow, Tehilla, you are very quick on the draw.

soldat ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:49 pm

do we know which grasshoppers are kosher? Wink

↑ cookielady ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:50 pm

soldat wrote:

do we know which grasshoppers are kosher? Wink

I should have specified in the recipe!

↑ Lechatchila Ariber ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 4:08 pm

Quote:

Hot undergarments

first reaction "this thread is gonna disappear fast!"
second reaction "OOOOHH she means hot versus cold....ok..um oops embarrassed

↑ flowerpower ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 4:16 pm

Manhattan in the nine days.

Is it different then other places during the nine days or are there different halochos then?

↑ Lady Godiva ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 4:25 pm

EstiS wrote:

Quote:

Hot undergarments

first reaction "this thread is gonna disappear fast!"
second reaction "OOOOHH she means hot versus cold....ok..um oops embarrassed

Me too.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 6:10 pm

Tehilla, love the prank! Reminds me of this:

Happy, friendly toilets

↑ Tehilla ↓

Fri, Aug 01 2008, 10:53 am

"Where are all the working boys????"

hmm. working?

wait by the train station around 7p-9p in whichever community you are searching for...and they'll probably pour out by the dozens.

↑ GAMZu ↓

Fri, Aug 01 2008, 11:04 am

yy, that is just creepy. People would pay money for that? LOL!

↑ Tehilla ↓

Fri, Aug 01 2008, 11:11 am

"Bikini Waxing?"

my whole face contorted in pain at the thought.

↑ Zus ↓

Sun, Aug 03 2008, 12:43 pm

"Bed Bugs!!"

Don't let them bite!

↑ GAMZu ↓

Sun, Aug 03 2008, 12:45 pm

Smell from Nose??!!??!!??!!

Surprising revelation, isn't it? Maybe she was absent the day they learned it preschool? What

↑ Tehilla ↓

Sun, Aug 03 2008, 2:02 pm

"Is it the right thing to not shower at all in 9 days?"

ask the ladies with the SDHs. (smelly DHs)

↑ Tehilla ↓

Sun, Aug 03 2008, 2:07 pm

waxing, shaving, sheets galore
please don't ask us anymore

ask your LOR, take a class
so we can lift a l'chaim glass

on your new facts
for halachic acts

Crayon's working all the time
and you made me think of this silly rhyme