What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zufriedene

Tue, Jul 29 2008, 12:40 pm

stocking up on things?
how do the stockings get about?

↑ Tamiri ↓

Tue, Jul 29 2008, 12:44 pm

"Does saying Yoshke's name give you the creeps?"

No, but "BIL stares at young niece" sure does!

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Jul 29 2008, 1:28 pm

"Tanning beds"

Our beds have been looking kind of pale lately...

↑ Zus ↓

Tue, Jul 29 2008, 1:38 pm

GAMZu wrote:

fiberwig imju

My first reaction, honestly, was that OP had a hard day and was venting and titled the post with some random letters, (like fdgrerteafgrad) out of frustration. LOL

Yeah, same here! LOL

↑ chaylizi ↓

Tue, Jul 29 2008, 2:25 pm

"Would you buy from a Moslem Site?"

Nope, they can keep Mecca & Har Habayis is ours to begin with.

↑ Ima'la ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 1:31 am

If I may, 2 immediate reactions that were not to thread titles...

Someone's sig (friedasima?) has a quote from Tehillim 89, and I keep reading the 89 as a year. As in Remember "..." that we used to say all the time in Camp Tehillim back in the summer of 1989?

This came up in a serious thread, so I didn't want to post it there, but someone wrote about a woman's uterus erupting (instead of rupturing l"a) and, well, the visual was just too much!

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 4:47 am

chaylizi wrote:

um, what IS that?

It's a type of mascara I think. The funniest is that I saw it on a non-Jewish makeup site the same day and thought it was about some kind of sheitel!

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 10:10 am

Any good ideas for obsessive thoughts?

...OK... how about, "I have to wash my hands!" or "Did I really lock the door?" or "Did I turn the oven off?" Just a few suggestions... I can think of more if you want...

↑ Clarissa ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 10:12 am

I've made my opposition to thumbs up posts clear, but I have to say, yy, you're the best all-time "immediate reaction to thread title" poster here. Every one of yours makes me laugh and nod, everyone is perfectly executed. That turkey and string one was perfection.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 10:17 am

A compliment from Clarissa, WOW!!! It's going to go to my head. It's like Steve Martin or Steven Wright or other funny people named Steve telling me that I'm funny. THANKS for singling out little old two-letter, lower-case me for your accolades. And you have a good day, now, y'hear? Flower

↑ Clarissa ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 10:18 am

I'm being compared to the Steves? Wow, now it's my turn to be flattered. My day is already getting better.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jul 30 2008, 10:22 am

Well, for all I know, your name might actually be Steve. Unless it's Maryann or Betty.

↑ Ima'la ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 9:04 am

Sooooo, do YOU use plastic, throwaway plates????? under Controversial Topics

Aaahhhh!!!! See how the controversial topics have toned down since we did away with the amother option?

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 9:11 am

" my cleaning lady dumped me"

here's a pint of ice cream and a spoon. oh, and a box of tissues. time will heal your pain.

↑ Clarissa ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 9:17 am

yy wrote:

Well, for all I know, your name might actually be Steve. Unless it's Maryann or Betty.

Actually, it's ww. I don't use it as my name here, for fear that people might confuse us.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 9:39 am

OK, I'm having a slow brain day. I had to think, "ww... now is that as in George Bush? But that makes no sense at all, and just basically makes no sense at all. Did she mean www, as in world wide web? But that also makes no sense. Did she mean DW, the little aardvark sister in the Arthur books? But no, she said ww..." Then I finally realized what my own name is, and it all fell into place.

Boy, that tired me out!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 9:41 am

Bashing-Free Thread -in honor of moderators Smile

... read it as "bathing-free thread" and thought it was a follow-up to the thread about whether or not people shower during the Nine Days.

↑ Clarissa ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:33 pm

"Hot undergarments"

Crayon! Oh, Crayon! Cleanup in Aisle 6!

Oh, it's just about sweat.

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Thu, Jul 31 2008, 3:37 pm

"hiring a doppler" in the pregnancy forum

Wouldn't it make more sense to hire a doctor?