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 Fri, Aug 18 2023, 6:55 am
Girls hair late in day
Now, that's an original excuse for tardiness. Why not blame it on the hair? Has your hair eaten your homework, too?
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 6:59 am
Fungus in pregnancy
Fungus is always looking to multiply. Not shocked it's pregnant.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:04 am
Nickname Nachman
Ds may be teased with this name. I would consider plain Nachman.
Or if you insist on 2 names, Nachman M'Uman has a nice ring to it!
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:56 am
Help!! My employer has fleas!
You work for a dog?
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:57 am
Don't believe in the product I sell
OK, I won't.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 8:17 am
Guest peed on my couch
And told you it was raining?
Last edited by NechaMom on Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:21 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 8:36 am
| NechaMom wrote: | Guess peed on my couch
And told you it was raining? |
Golden shower....
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PinkFridge
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:29 pm
My tichel won't stay on
(Ba DA da da)
Don't know what I'm doin' wrong
Gonna catch it before it falls on the lawn
And retie it in triple knots reeeeal strong
IIIIIII got the blues
Them tichel-don't-stay-on-my head blues
(OP, I feel your pain.)
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:38 pm
Old mastitis clog
Not going on my feet!
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:48 pm
Do you put your baby's full name on birth certificate?
Yes. Sure. Klonimus Kalman Chananya Yom Tov Lipa Ellenbogen.
Clerks face. Priceless.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:50 pm
Bracha alternative for birth certificate
Is your Rabbi out of town? Bribery may work.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:54 pm
Attractions coming back from bungalow
Please don't bring your illicit affairs back to the city with you.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:58 pm
Vort music
New method Rabbis are utilizing to get their congregation's attention during their Torah vort?
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:56 pm
So where did you send your young couple for Bein Hazmanim?
To the kosher supermarket to do some shopping for me.
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Plonis
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:59 pm
Brazilian Hair Sheitel
NSFW
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:07 pm
How would you feel?
Preferably with my hands, in extreme circumstances with my feet
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:13 pm
Firefly Preschool in lakewood
How cute! Can I sign my firefly up?
Must be well lit there.
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:14 pm
| tweety1 wrote: | How would you feel?
Preferably with my hands, in extreme circumstances with my feet |
And in many cases your heart!
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Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:20 pm
Grass fed meat in restaurants? Pls help
I'd freak out too if I would see grass feeding meat anywhere.
Must've been a sight!
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