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  bgr8ful  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 17 2023, 10:49 pm
Am I being silly?

yes.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 6:55 am
Girls hair late in day

Now, that's an original excuse for tardiness. Why not blame it on the hair? Has your hair eaten your homework, too?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 6:59 am
Fungus in pregnancy

Fungus is always looking to multiply. Not shocked it's pregnant.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:04 am
Nickname Nachman

Ds may be teased with this name. I would consider plain Nachman.
Or if you insist on 2 names, Nachman M'Uman has a nice ring to it!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:56 am
Help!! My employer has fleas!
You work for a dog?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 7:57 am
Don't believe in the product I sell
OK, I won't.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 8:17 am
Guest peed on my couch

And told you it was raining?


Last edited by NechaMom on Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:21 pm; edited 1 time in total
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 8:36 am
NechaMom wrote:
Guess peed on my couch

And told you it was raining?


Golden shower....
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:29 pm
My tichel won't stay on

(Ba DA da da)

Don't know what I'm doin' wrong
Gonna catch it before it falls on the lawn
And retie it in triple knots reeeeal strong

IIIIIII got the blues
Them tichel-don't-stay-on-my head blues

(OP, I feel your pain.)
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:38 pm
Old mastitis clog

Not going on my feet!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:48 pm
Do you put your baby's full name on birth certificate?

Yes. Sure. Klonimus Kalman Chananya Yom Tov Lipa Ellenbogen.

Clerks face. Priceless.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:50 pm
Bracha alternative for birth certificate

Is your Rabbi out of town? Bribery may work.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:54 pm
Attractions coming back from bungalow

Please don't bring your illicit affairs back to the city with you.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 12:58 pm
Vort music

New method Rabbis are utilizing to get their congregation's attention during their Torah vort?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:56 pm
So where did you send your young couple for Bein Hazmanim?
To the kosher supermarket to do some shopping for me.
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  Plonis  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 1:59 pm
Brazilian Hair Sheitel
NSFW

Hidden: 

For those who did full-body electrolysis before marriage as recommended on Imamother and now regret it.
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  tweety1  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:07 pm
How would you feel?

Preferably with my hands, in extreme circumstances with my feet
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:13 pm
Firefly Preschool in lakewood

How cute! Can I sign my firefly up?
Must be well lit there.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:14 pm
tweety1 wrote:
How would you feel?

Preferably with my hands, in extreme circumstances with my feet


And in many cases your heart!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 18 2023, 2:20 pm
Grass fed meat in restaurants? Pls help

I'd freak out too if I would see grass feeding meat anywhere.
Must've been a sight!
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