What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 3:05 pm

How do you unwind before bed?

Browse on imamother of course!

↑ write4right ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 4:13 pm

Kosher non-food date ideas?

Just saying, if it's not food it doesn't have to be kosher.

↑ bgr8ful

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 5:22 pm

I have a hard time feeding myself

making airplanes with spoons seems to work for kids, might be worth a try.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 5:24 pm

What do you consider a large gap?

About a centimeter. But braces can fix that.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 6:17 pm

Sorry but I saw the thread title "Oh the shame!!" a few hours ago and Hakunah Matata has been playing non-stop in my head ever since Can't Believe It

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 7:29 pm

My husband gifted me

That is awful, and illegal in most countries. Women are no longer considered the property of their husbands, and he has no right to gift you to anyone.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 7:34 pm

My husband gifted me

I hope the recipient appreciates you more than your husband did.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 7:54 pm

Event for women far from home on Friday night
Why would you davka make an event far from home? You think women will be so gaga over your event they'll be willing to walk so far, and at night, yet?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 7:58 pm

toileting and glasses wearing
Two terms I would never have thought to use in the same sentence. I.Do.Not.Want.To.Know.

↑ FortySeven ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 8:09 pm

Can’t remember what someone said about having a calm baby

Cuz there's no such thing LOL

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 8:33 pm

imthatawesome wrote:

How to react to a not nice post

Every time I see this I read it as “ How to react to a nice pot roast”

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 8:40 pm

Are you going to Orlando for pesach

Definitely not. Orlando, nee Orlee, not only underwent gender reassignment surgery but also went OTD in every other conceivable way, with the possible exception giving his/her children to the priests of Molech--mostly because s/he doesn't have any. Pesach there is not even a remote possibility.

↑ scruffy ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 10:40 pm

"Kosher" non-food date ideas

Sorry, I can't give you ideas until you make up your mind. First you say you want something kosher, then you change your mind to something non-food, then you say you want dates (AFAIK those are a food)

↑ scruffy ↓

Tue, Jan 30 2024, 10:41 pm

Mechutanim are gluten free and sugar free

Makes sense, I think humans are mostly protein and fat.

I still don't advise cannibalism if you want to have a good relationship with them.

↑ GLUE ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 12:32 pm

Looking for a good affordable stroller

can't have both either good or affordable

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:17 pm

Mock shredded cheese

Eww, you're so thin and stringy. The sliced cheese looks much more put together.

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:32 pm

ISO - Adar event

Hmmm....nope, you stumped me. I can't think of a single eventful thing that happens in Adar.

↑ peace2 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:35 pm

Can someone please invent this? VENT
I'm pretty sure vents have already been invented. (oooh there's a good pun right there). If not, what are these things in my wall that blow air?

↑ GLUE ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 2:55 pm

Keeping up with the joneses

We don't keep up with them
We drag them down to our level
and then beet them with experience.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Wed, Jan 31 2024, 3:16 pm

I just got my period

I just went to the bathroom.