What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 7:48 pm

How to discuss birds and bees with eight year old?
No big deal. Most kids are not fascinated by these species on a day to day basis unless a bird flies onto their shoulder or a bee stings them.

Bubby6 ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:03 pm

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

↑ Bubby6

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:15 pm

BokerTov wrote:

I’m so sorry! LOL

Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:33 pm

Bubby6 wrote:

Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread

This thread is literally my favorite!

↑ Elfrida ↓

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 1:13 am

Bubby6 wrote:

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

I was thinking the hospital might be the best place. But even erev Pesach, you you really try to avoid denting your children, bechor or not.

Shmoozinator

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 10:47 am

Bubby6 wrote:

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

I came here to see if someone added this one! LOL

My first thought when I saw it was "what, did you drop him?!"

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 4:53 am

Can I be pregnant?

One minute, I'll just ask Hashem.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 5:56 am

happytobemom wrote:

Where can I fix a dented bechor?

I guess a plastic surgeon? But maybe you should work on accepting your firstborn the way he is, dents and all...

And now your reaction + Imasinger's is having me sing "Where can I fix a dented bechor" ttto "How can you mend this broken heart?"

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 7:36 am

Larin 21. Where is my period?

Think where you had it last. Hopefully you'll find it whilst you're pesach cleaning. Good luck!

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 8:30 am

With from West Gates to James

Preposition indecision?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 10:20 am

BokerTov wrote:

With from West Gates to James

Preposition indecision?

Preposition Indecision almost sounds like a rock band name.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 3:58 pm

New black velour robe bleeding on my hands

Grab some gauze pads and try to stop the bleed. If all else fails call hatzala.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Apr 04 2022, 7:37 am

How old are you? With poll.

I'll say it here. I'm not embarrassed.
I'm the same age as without a poll.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Mon, Apr 04 2022, 4:46 pm

Where fashion meets Torah
In shul?

Mindfully

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 3:12 am

Is there an egg shortage this year?

Does that mean less babies will be born?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 7:30 am

Crookshanks Baby Target Haul

What is she going to do with all those baby targets?
Is she going to buy a bunch of tiny bows and arrows to shoot at them?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 1:19 pm

Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 3:15 pm

zaq wrote:

Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only?

You know that line about don't think about pink elephants now?
DON'T think about elves on shelves now.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Wed, Apr 06 2022, 12:03 pm

Love job but struggling
What’s a love job?
Probably another bein hazmanim troll...
Oh, talking about a lousy old job? Never mind!

↑ Elfrida ↓

Thu, Apr 07 2022, 9:00 am

Are you my cousin?

Are you my mother?