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Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:48 pm
How to discuss birds and bees with eight year old?
No big deal. Most kids are not fascinated by these species on a day to day basis unless a bird flies onto their shoulder or a bee stings them.
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Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:03 pm
where can I fix a dented bechor?
Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .
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Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:15 pm
BokerTov wrote: | I’m so sorry! |
Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread
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Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:33 pm
Bubby6 wrote: | Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread |
This thread is literally my favorite!
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Elfrida
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Fri, Apr 01 2022, 4:13 am
Bubby6 wrote: | where can I fix a dented bechor?
Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. . |
I was thinking the hospital might be the best place. But even erev Pesach, you you really try to avoid denting your children, bechor or not.
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Fri, Apr 01 2022, 1:47 pm
Bubby6 wrote: | where can I fix a dented bechor?
Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. . |
I came here to see if someone added this one!
My first thought when I saw it was "what, did you drop him?!"
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 7:53 am
Can I be pregnant?
One minute, I'll just ask Hashem.
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PinkFridge
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 8:56 am
happytobemom wrote: | Where can I fix a dented bechor?
I guess a plastic surgeon? But maybe you should work on accepting your firstborn the way he is, dents and all... |
And now your reaction + Imasinger's is having me sing "Where can I fix a dented bechor" ttto "How can you mend this broken heart?"
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 10:36 am
Larin 21. Where is my period?
Think where you had it last. Hopefully you'll find it whilst you're pesach cleaning. Good luck!
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BokerTov
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 11:30 am
With from West Gates to James
Preposition indecision?
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PinkFridge
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 1:20 pm
BokerTov wrote: | With from West Gates to James
Preposition indecision? |
Preposition Indecision almost sounds like a rock band name.
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Sun, Apr 03 2022, 6:58 pm
New black velour robe bleeding on my hands
Grab some gauze pads and try to stop the bleed. If all else fails call hatzala.
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Mon, Apr 04 2022, 10:37 am
How old are you? With poll.
I'll say it here. I'm not embarrassed.
I'm the same age as without a poll.
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Mon, Apr 04 2022, 7:46 pm
Where fashion meets Torah
In shul?
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Mindfully
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Tue, Apr 05 2022, 6:12 am
Is there an egg shortage this year?
Does that mean less babies will be born?
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Tue, Apr 05 2022, 10:30 am
Crookshanks Baby Target Haul
What is she going to do with all those baby targets?
Is she going to buy a bunch of tiny bows and arrows to shoot at them?
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Tue, Apr 05 2022, 4:19 pm
Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only?
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Tue, Apr 05 2022, 6:15 pm
zaq wrote: | Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only? |
You know that line about don't think about pink elephants now?
DON'T think about elves on shelves now.
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Wed, Apr 06 2022, 3:03 pm
Love job but struggling
What’s a love job?
Probably another bein hazmanim troll...
Oh, talking about a lousy old job? Never mind!
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Thu, Apr 07 2022, 12:00 pm
Are you my cousin?
Are you my mother?
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