What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:48 pm

How to discuss birds and bees with eight year old?
No big deal. Most kids are not fascinated by these species on a day to day basis unless a bird flies onto their shoulder or a bee stings them.

Bubby6 ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:03 pm

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

↑ Bubby6

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:15 pm

BokerTov wrote:

I’m so sorry! LOL

Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:33 pm

Bubby6 wrote:

Or if you might need to pee
I just wet myself laughing at this thread

This thread is literally my favorite!

↑ Elfrida ↓

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 4:13 am

Bubby6 wrote:

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

I was thinking the hospital might be the best place. But even erev Pesach, you you really try to avoid denting your children, bechor or not.

Shmoozinator

Fri, Apr 01 2022, 1:47 pm

Bubby6 wrote:

where can I fix a dented bechor?

Take him to a psychologist? Needs therapy. .

I came here to see if someone added this one! LOL

My first thought when I saw it was "what, did you drop him?!"

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 7:53 am

Can I be pregnant?

One minute, I'll just ask Hashem.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 8:56 am

happytobemom wrote:

Where can I fix a dented bechor?

I guess a plastic surgeon? But maybe you should work on accepting your firstborn the way he is, dents and all...

And now your reaction + Imasinger's is having me sing "Where can I fix a dented bechor" ttto "How can you mend this broken heart?"

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 10:36 am

Larin 21. Where is my period?

Think where you had it last. Hopefully you'll find it whilst you're pesach cleaning. Good luck!

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 11:30 am

With from West Gates to James

Preposition indecision?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 1:20 pm

BokerTov wrote:

With from West Gates to James

Preposition indecision?

Preposition Indecision almost sounds like a rock band name.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Sun, Apr 03 2022, 6:58 pm

New black velour robe bleeding on my hands

Grab some gauze pads and try to stop the bleed. If all else fails call hatzala.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Apr 04 2022, 10:37 am

How old are you? With poll.

I'll say it here. I'm not embarrassed.
I'm the same age as without a poll.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Mon, Apr 04 2022, 7:46 pm

Where fashion meets Torah
In shul?

Mindfully

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 6:12 am

Is there an egg shortage this year?

Does that mean less babies will be born?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 10:30 am

Crookshanks Baby Target Haul

What is she going to do with all those baby targets?
Is she going to buy a bunch of tiny bows and arrows to shoot at them?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 4:19 pm

Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Apr 05 2022, 6:15 pm

zaq wrote:

Closet and shelf guy
I misread as closet and shelf gay.
I’ve heard of closet gays but have no clue what a shelf gay is. One who’s outed himself to family only?

You know that line about don't think about pink elephants now?
DON'T think about elves on shelves now.

↑ BokerTov ↓

Wed, Apr 06 2022, 3:03 pm

Love job but struggling
What’s a love job?
Probably another bein hazmanim troll...
Oh, talking about a lousy old job? Never mind!

↑ Elfrida ↓

Thu, Apr 07 2022, 12:00 pm

Are you my cousin?

Are you my mother?