What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ ssspectacular ↓

Mon, Aug 16 2021, 11:45 am

The tree sects of satmar

Palm Tree, anyone?

↑ s1 ↓

Mon, Aug 16 2021, 1:02 pm

ssspectacular wrote:

The tree sects of satmar

Palm Tree, anyone?

Was about to say oak, elm and ash 😂

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 17 2021, 10:32 am

Do you clean up every night?
Not every night, no. Just once a week when I go to the casino. Some won't let me back in, I clean up so regularly.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 3:15 am

Where are all the summer cd’s?

Still on vacation of course

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 4:24 pm

Is luxury always appropriate?

Ladies! We are a frum website! And it's Elul!
Is luxury EVER appropriate??? she thunders.

(I'm trying to find a link to an Ellen d sketch where she talks about herself as a regular person. It's hilarious. And this thread title made me think of it.)

↑ banana123 ↓

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 4:57 pm

Towel or Bathrobe

I read this as "Towel of Bathrobe," and I wondered what pun someone was trying to make this time.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 6:25 pm

Ideas for when 6.5 y.o. boy is bored

A stiff drink. A row of good chocolate. A
Wait a minute. Do you want ideas for the CHILD?

↑ essie14 ↓

Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:13 am

"Should I keep pushing?"
Yes, how else is labor going to progress?
Keep pushing til that baby exits!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Aug 19 2021, 7:02 am

I don't understand-has no one heard of love?

I hope this clears things up for you.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Aug 22 2021, 10:24 am

What should I be thinking? Only good, positive thoughts- tracht gut vet Zein gut

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 22 2021, 12:31 pm

Natives shrinking?

Let's brainstorm. How can we get them bone density tests and calcium?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2021, 9:24 am

Should I freak out?

Without even opening this thread, I know the answer is a resounding YES -- because when is freaking out NOT the most constructive course of action?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:29 am

Another moving forum…

Most of the forums are moving in one way or another, but the most moving ones are usually under "Relationships" "Married Life" and "Emotional Health"

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:04 am

"I was just kicked out of Drs office by a young girl"

A 6-year-old kicked you out? This I gotta hear.
Oh...young girl in the frum sense.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:24 am

2 year old with corona question

Wow, that's quite a precocious youngster! Most 2-year-olds don't even know what Corona is, let alone have questions about it.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:56 pm

Why can't we have puppies without being labeled weird?

Same reason it would be weird if a dog gave birth to a human baby.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 1:31 pm

Help me think of a punishment

https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-S.....0404X

Pick your poison! Twisted Evil

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 10:49 pm

Watch for 10 y/o girl
Why? What’s she done?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Aug 26 2021, 4:36 pm

What is my avodah during the yomim noraim/sukkos as a FTM?

Every time I see this, I think it's a Female To Male transgender person.

Every. Single. Time.

I keep thinking "Isn't that subject banned here? This will not end well."

A sign of the times, I guess.

↑ banana123 ↓

Mon, Aug 30 2021, 7:06 pm

I wasn't going to write this, but it keeps popping up and I think the same thing each time.

Why do we vaccinate
To annoy Best Bubby.

Why do we vaccinate
To give Best Bubby something to complain and post about.