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 Mon, Aug 30 2021, 7:07 pm
| FranticFrummie wrote: | What is my avodah during the yomim noraim/sukkos as a FTM?
Every time I see this, I think it's a Female To Male transgender person.
Every. Single. Time.
I keep thinking "Isn't that subject banned here? This will not end well."
A sign of the times, I guess. |
That was totally me a couple years ago when I began my 'mom group' career. Why are so many of these mothers female to male? ...Oh.
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enneamom
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Tue, Aug 31 2021, 1:38 pm
Under "Toddlers"
I hate playgroup
Sheifele, does your mommy know you're using her account?
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zaq
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Tue, Aug 31 2021, 1:53 pm
What time do you wake up Rosh Hashana?
I don't wake her up at all; she wakes up on her own without my help.
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FranticFrummie
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Tue, Aug 31 2021, 5:14 pm
Shiny coat for baby please help with links!
Try argan oil. If that doesn't make her coat shiny, consider taking her to a qualified furrier.
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enneamom
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Tue, Aug 31 2021, 7:20 pm
What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
Early in the morning?
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DrMom
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Tue, Aug 31 2021, 9:40 pm
We need a third option: like, hug and...?
A kiss? 😘
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FranticFrummie
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 8:01 am
After you cut ties with someone...WWYD
Change your phone number. Get a restraining order.
If that doesn't work move to Outer Mongolia, just to be sure.
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Success10
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 8:14 am
| DrMom wrote: | We need a third option: like, hug and...?
A kiss? 😘 |
Propose? 💍
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zaq
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 9:28 am
| enneamom wrote: | What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
What do I do with a screaming baby
Early in the morning? |
Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Early in the morning.
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Early in the morning.
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Early in the morning.
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BatyaEsther
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 9:48 am
| FranticFrummie wrote: | Shiny coat for baby please help with links!
Try argan oil. If that doesn't make her coat shiny, consider taking her to a qualified furrier. |
You beat me!
I was coming here to post
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English3
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 9:52 am
| FranticFrummie wrote: | After you cut ties with someone...WWYD
Change your phone number. Get a restraining order.
If that doesn't work move to Outer Mongolia, just to be sure. |
After you cut ties with someone[b]
Just throw the ties away.
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BrisketBoss
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 12:34 pm
Ladies shofer blowing in flatbush
You're interested in hearing ladies blow the shofar this year, cool! Very egalitarian.
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zaq
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 12:40 pm
Ladies shofar blowing
Sign me up, I want to learn!
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zaq
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 2:26 pm
How does one show he has a passion for his learning on date
Given that the purpose of a date is to get to know the other person, object matrimony, he shouldn't be learning on a date. He should be giving the young lady his full attention.
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enneamom
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 2:53 pm
| zaq wrote: | Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Hang him from the yardarm till he quiets
Early in the morning.
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Put him in the longboat till it's over
Early in the morning.
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Stick him in a swing and then ignore him
Early in the morning. | [quote]
Wey hey, child services is calling...
Early in the morning 
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imasinger
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Wed, Sep 01 2021, 5:17 pm
School pickup line anxiety
"Hello, gorgeous, do you come here often?". That might make me anxious, too.
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Sep 02 2021, 11:50 am
I am Moshe Leib
Cool. Are you related to Asher Lev?
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Living Princess
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Thu, Sep 02 2021, 5:27 pm
What to bring - Lkwd Mikvah
Isn't that way too heavy?
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enneamom
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Thu, Sep 02 2021, 6:46 pm
Monsey mikvah please help
For some reason, in my head this reads as
Monkey mitzvah please help
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PinkFridge
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Fri, Sep 03 2021, 5:03 pm
Difference between Far Rockaway and Five Towns
A few feet.
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