What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jul 11 2021, 2:12 pm

Where to find RBS rentals?

Um, RBS?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Jul 12 2021, 6:26 pm

Bye bye Robert E Lee

Now I don't mind chopping wood
And I don't care if the money's no good
Just take what you need and leave the rest
But they should never have taken the very best

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Jul 13 2021, 9:10 am

What is your opinion on following names

Sorry, I’m not on Facebook or Instagram. But from what I read here of people getting all upset on who they follow- I would suggest you only follow if they’re very inspirational and not a flaunting type.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jul 13 2021, 2:19 pm

Therapist in Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jul 13 2021, 2:26 pm

Chandelier size

Large enough to swing from. Wink

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jul 13 2021, 4:22 pm

To lose 40 lbs what did you eat? How many daily calories

I think you meant to ask, what did you not eat?

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Wed, Jul 14 2021, 6:08 pm

Have you bought a drone for a child that didn’t break?

Children don't break. Maybe a bone here or there, but they bounce back soon enough.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Jul 15 2021, 1:38 pm

Brought lunch to work today but it’s not talking to me now...

Ok good. Because I’d be scared if that fish out of your sushi or sandwich would start talking now. Something would be seriously off.

(Really though hugs and sorry. I know that feeling of painstakingly preparing a good lunch only to not being able to eat it...)

↑ s1 ↓

Thu, Jul 15 2021, 6:20 pm

Sheitel Machers who stand behind their wigs

I’m guessing most of them do when they’re blow drying/styling the back of the wig

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, Jul 15 2021, 6:26 pm

Easy toddler updo (I read it as undo)

Yep, they can undo a room in two minutes flat. Easy peasy.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 15 2021, 9:09 pm

Any parrot owners on Imamother?
Any parrot owners on Imamother?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Jul 18 2021, 1:58 pm

I don’t know how to pack up my daughter for camp. Need help!

First, you need to get a suitcase that she will fit into.

If you still can't close the lid, get someone to sit on it while you do the latch.

↑ s1 ↓

Sun, Jul 18 2021, 2:13 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Plus some bubble wrap so she doesn’t get bashed around too much 😉

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Jul 18 2021, 3:00 pm

s1 wrote:

Plus some bubble wrap so she doesn’t get bashed around too much 😉

Helicopter mom!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Jul 18 2021, 3:03 pm

How often do you post anonymously?

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 18 2021, 8:53 pm

Shiurim so I’m not afraid of moshiach

I don’t think Mashiach has anything to do with it; he’ll understand that you have a medical need to eat on a fast day.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2021, 1:06 pm

If you're ugly and happy

Clap your hands! Applause

If you're ugly and you know it, then your face will surely show it. Tongue Out

If you're ugly and happy clap your hands! Applause

↑ honey36 ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2021, 3:34 pm

"where to shop for night stands"

I read it as "where to stop for one night stands" 😳

↑ Elfrida ↓

Mon, Jul 19 2021, 3:52 pm

Help black hat stains on bed sheet

Don't worry, stains from a hat don't mean you are nidda.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jul 20 2021, 7:20 am

Bash a Chossid threads

Is this anything like Whack-a-Mole? What do I win?

Personally, I think these games are rigged, and no one wins.