What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 5:03 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Did you hear about the cruise that was for men with music?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic shore aboard this tiny ship.

It is an ancient mariner
And he stoppeth one of three...

↑ banana123 ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 5:44 pm

Who is right

If you have to ask that, there's a problem.

Who is right
Who cares?

↑ Living Princess ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 5:52 pm

banana123 wrote:

Who is right

If you have to ask that, there's a problem.

Who is right
Who cares?

You're right!!!!
(The right title should be "what is the right thing to do?")

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 7:30 pm

sequoia wrote:

It is an ancient mariner
And he stoppeth one of three...

Our immediate reactions...oy. It's like 3 people hear the same piece of music.
One says, "It's the Happy Anniversary song from the Flintstones!"
The next says, "It's the Lone Ranger Theme song!"
And Sequoia says, "It's the William Tell Overture!"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 10:30 pm

Any suggestions for inspiring podcasts?

First you have to find out, how much does the podcast want to be inspired?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 4:56 am

High liver count

How many livers do you have?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 8:53 am

What's the point in shopping in Ikea?

To buy furniture.
(This is sounding like a 21st century American koan.)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 9:39 am

Where have u been?

Billy boy, Billy boy
Where have you been, charming Billy?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 9:39 am

Who is right?
The one who left.

↑ sl18

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 11:56 am

Where have u been?

Under a rock

Beds empty!? No note?!!!

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2021, 12:09 pm

Having/creating easy going children

You add a few things to the test tube, and voila! Easygoing child created, Dr. Frankenstein.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Aug 14 2021, 2:03 pm

OCD therapist in Baltimore for teen ds

I don't think I would want a therapist who had OCD.

↑ windchime ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 9:07 am

Thank you poem therapist

Poem therapy? Hmmm 🤔 sounds interesting!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 9:58 am

Will Covid come back to Lakewood?

Nopes and nopes. There’s a big red X slashed across it on the Covid itinerary.

Lakewood, you’re done with Covid ✅

tweety1 ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 11:09 am

Newborn photographer
Any of your newborns know how to take pictures?? Cuz none of mine didn't. Maybe there a course I can send my newborn to.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 11:58 am

What have you done to improve a relationship?

Got a divorce. That made a HUGE improvement in the relationship! Very Happy

↑ 4g01o ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 4:01 pm

How do junees dresses run?

Really fast I'd imagine!
I can't seem to get hold of one so it must be running far away.

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 9:38 pm

MIL mommy's me

Your mommy is you? Or your MIL's mommy is you? That could get confusing.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 15 2021, 9:48 pm

tweety1 wrote:

Newborn photographer
Any of your newborns know how to take pictures?? Cuz none of mine didn't. Maybe there a course I can send my newborn to.

It's called Baby Annie Leibowitz. Or Baby Ansel Adams.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 16 2021, 9:04 am

When people mess with the English language

https://www.theatlantic.com/da.....2706/