What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Oct 11 2018, 12:46 pm

Old Monsey Thread

I read this as "Old Money" ...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 11 2018, 4:15 pm

imasinger wrote:

Ha! I had the same first reaction, but was too busy to respond. Thanks, DrMom, for posting it.

I should mention that I really meant Imasoftov embarrassed

It seemed more up her alley.
But we've had these great minds moments too on occasion Very Happy

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Oct 14 2018, 8:09 am

SLEEP!

Shouting isn't going to make it any easier ...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2018, 9:25 am

2year old winter Shabbos dresses

Wear them. Styles haven’t changed that much.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2018, 3:27 pm

Parenting books/advice - for toddler

Why would a toddler need parenting advice?

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2018, 4:08 pm

To all mothers of difficult teens

I can correct that for you, and it will mean the same thing

To all mothers of teens

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Oct 15 2018, 11:57 pm

Quote:

Average cost to make 7 brachos at home?

Let's see, you'll need a little bottle of grape juice, a cookie, a fruit or nut, a vegetable or peanut, a small challah roll, a candy or drink.

So I guess you'll need some besamim too because there are only 6 brachos for food.
You probably have most of these things in your house.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 11:06 am

Homemade Bris

shock

Look, I know its the father's mitzvah, but I strongly recommend that you hire a professional with experience. Your son will someday thank you.

↑ keym ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 12:54 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Homemade Bris

shock

Look, I know its the father's mitzvah, but I strongly recommend that you hire a professional with experience. Your son will someday thank you.

I was thinking something along these lines but I couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
But you did it better than I could have.

↑ Aylat ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 1:28 pm

keym wrote:

I was thinking something along these lines but I couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
But you did it better than I could have.

Me three. I was going to suggest outsourcing the bris to a qualified mohel instead of going homemade.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 1:51 pm

Mikvah: Am I really supposed to be tipping?

...No, you’re supposed to be dipping!

↑ Fox ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 4:38 pm

Every time I see "What is your opinion on the price of coats?" I think, "I'm firmly against prices for coats. I'm in favor of free coats!" Hmm, see how little it takes to turn someone into a socialist!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 6:38 pm

Why is there so much stigma on divorced women?

“All your words are but to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house. But when the men have died in battle and honour, you have leave to be burned in the house, for the men will need it no more" - Eowyn in "The Lord of the Rings" (the book, I don't think this made it to the movie). I mean aside from the bit about the men dying in battle which isn't our minhag.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 7:13 pm

Women who make rules for their husbands....

"She Who Must Be Obeyed"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 16 2018, 10:08 pm

youtube is down!

Awww. Let's brainstorm. How can we cheer youtube up?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2018, 10:42 am

Working full time - supper?

Yes I do work full time and yes, supper sounds great!
Thx so much for offering!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2018, 12:46 pm

Let's share newborn tips!

Let the baby keep her own tips. On one thread you ladies are complaining about tipping; now you want to share?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2018, 12:58 pm

Let's share newborn tips!

I gawd. I hope this isn't the same author as the homemade bris.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2018, 12:59 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Let's share newborn tips!

I gawd. I hope this isn't the same author as the homemade bris.

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2018, 2:07 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Let's share newborn tips!

I gawd. I hope this isn't the same author as the homemade bris.