What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 4:08 pm

Low Fat Desserts Help!

Erm...there is a shittah that says low fat desserts definitely do not help, as you tend to eat more...

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 6:28 pm

Quote:

Can We Talk About Jeremy Corbyn?

Oh, we certainly can. But why would we want to?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 8:12 pm

Bassi Berkowitz weigh to go [!]

I'm prowd of you too!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 06 2018, 5:06 pm

Where can I find Hawaiij?

It's in the Pacificj Ocean.

You're welcome!

(ETA: Neither poster misspelled anything. I just immediately reacted ;-D)

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, Sep 06 2018, 6:30 pm

I have never gotten wet

-- Dorothy, come here, quick!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Sep 07 2018, 4:33 am

How do you move around rooms with infant?

carefully

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2018, 3:26 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Name your favorite steam iron

I rarely name my appliances but since you asked nicely, sure. Why not. I'll call him Luigi.

Now name your least favorite please,
then your favorite washing machine.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Sep 13 2018, 11:25 am

Cakes are dense

That's OK, the humans do the thinking in the kitchen around here.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Sep 13 2018, 11:26 am

Mishpachas to give away - jerusalem

For details, contact Henny Youngman.

↑ chicco ↓

Thu, Sep 13 2018, 1:33 pm

Therapy for me to be a better teenage mother.

Better late than never I guess, but a teen pregnancy could have been avoided if the proper therapy was in place beforehand.

↑ seeker ↓

Tue, Sep 18 2018, 12:05 am

Should my child be the youngest or oldest?
I don't think you need to worry about that decision. The child you have first will be the oldest, and the last one you have will be the youngest, though you might not know it right away. It just kind of happens that way. Don't overthink this.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 18 2018, 2:56 am

Why am I disappearing?

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Sep 20 2018, 12:44 am

How to treat lice???
You want me to stay in a nasty manner? And right after Yom Kippur?

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Sep 20 2018, 6:35 pm

Apparently fat people are never allowed to eat

Immediately followed by

What did you eat tonight?

Is this a test to see if I am allowed to eat?

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Thu, Sep 20 2018, 8:17 pm

Boiling hot fish in fridge

This is so obvious it's almost not worth posting....

If you didn't work it out yet....

No dear it will never work. You boil on the stove. The fridge is for cooling stuff.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Thu, Sep 20 2018, 8:30 pm

Boiling hot fish in fridge

You might want to turn down the temperature in your fridge...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2018, 7:58 am

Noticing then staring

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Sep 26 2018, 4:40 am

Anyone else going on no sleep???

Rabbi Yehoshua ben Ḥananya said: When we would rejoice in the Celebration of the Place of the Drawing of the Water, we did not see sleep in our eyes the entire Festival.

https://www.sefaria.org.il/Suk.....g2=en

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Sep 26 2018, 8:40 am

Baby in Lakewood!

This is news? There's a class born every week.

(Note - this is a first reaction to title only, I'm as horrified as anyone at the idea of a baby crawling in the street.)

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Sep 26 2018, 12:07 pm

Brooklyn therapist recommendation for molestation

Please don't seek for or encourage a therapist to do that!