What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2018, 10:39 am

Kids collected in Lakewood, where to donate?

An adoption agency?

But first you better make sure those kids were available to collect, and didn't belong to someone already.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2018, 3:02 pm

Embarrassing issue —do you have it?
No, I stopped subscribing after reading the first four issues—Annoying, Baffling, Confusing, and Depressing. Maybe the public library has it.

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2018, 8:02 pm

How do Atlanta Moccasins run?

Let me explain. They don't actually run on their own, even though it certainly looks like it. In fact they need the feet of a human being inside them, then they appear to be running but that's just because the person is running. Understand?

↑ Aylat ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2018, 11:22 pm

MitzadSheini wrote:

Nope. In our house we know that shoes walk on their own. How else can you explain the fact that they're never where we left them? One is finally found under the sofa and the other outside the bathroom, but DS swears he left them neatly by the front door.

↑ simba ↓

Sat, Sep 01 2018, 11:36 pm

"What do I need to look slimmer?"

Less cookies. Works like a charm.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 02 2018, 6:22 am

How do Atlanta Mocassins run?

Is your refrigerator running?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 02 2018, 7:30 am

Ami living mistake?

No, you are not a mistake, whether you're a live person or a bot.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 02 2018, 7:54 am

To all my electric oven ladies out there....

I don't define myself by my appliances and neither should you.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 02 2018, 8:03 am

Son asking baby questions

Does the baby answer his questions?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 02 2018, 9:31 am

Moving on a Tuesday

Just remember: Never on a Sunday

(and it should be with hatzlacha!)

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 11:18 am

Tzisis in or out?

Who cares about the trends? It's halacha!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 11:35 am

Rent in Jerusalem

An amateur production had a limited run in 2015 (with one performance in Tel Aviv) but there's the 2005 film and the 2008 live on Broadway video, I think both are available on Netflix.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 12:21 pm

Hanging pictures

I've already referenced Dylan's Outlaw Blues in this thread, and this one is a pre-immediate reaction because I was humming this to myself earlier today

Ain't gonna hang no picture,
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture,
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford
But I feel just like a Jesse James

anyway, Dylan's lawyers keep taking down his own recordings, so here's one of other people doing the song, not a bad version

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 6:22 pm

Letter to a home wrecker... to send or not to send?

Woodward: Economic adviser 'stole a letter off Trump's desk'

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 5:33 am

Can I freeze molten lava cakes

Yes, but the trick is keeping them molten inside the freezer.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 1:19 pm

Name your favorite steam iron

I rarely name my appliances but since you asked nicely, sure. Why not. I'll call him Luigi.

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 2:38 pm

Fear by Bob Woodward

Every time I scroll through the topics, I keep reading Fear of Bob Woodward...

and then I think, Is he still alive? Where has he been all this time?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 3:45 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Name your favorite steam iron

I rarely name my appliances but since you asked nicely, sure. Why not. I'll call him Luigi.

How many do you have?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 3:55 pm

Can we talk about appetizers and pre-plating?

This belongs in Controversial Topics. Or maybe Issues of Concern to Frum Society.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 4:03 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How many do you have?

Two. Shall I name the other one Donkey Kong?