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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 08 2015, 9:34 pm
DD missing party for strep

Good idea. I wouldn't go to a party for strep. Kill those germs, don't throw them a party.

Even if you were going to serve moldy cake or donuts. Or maybe especially not then.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 3:47 am
Looking for recipe for doughnut maker

Easy!

1. Click on this link: http://www.amazon.com/Bella-Cu.....KRCJT

2. Pay Amazon $55 + shipping

3. Wait at home for your doughnut maker to arrive.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 11:39 am
"Relief during a heavy period"

murder or chocolate ... you pick Twisted Evil
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 12:01 pm
How does one "fall pregnant"?

She was empregnated while falling from a rooftop.
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 3:55 pm
Accidently abusive?

Lets see, may I "accidently" abuse you? I can always claim it was by accident.
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  boysrus  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 8:53 pm
'Weird smell in drawers - help!'

umm..... excrement? leakage?

(maybe its my British upbringing, but to me, drawers means underwear Smile )
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 9:06 pm
How does one "fall pregnant""?

If you don't know, you don't belong on this website. If you know but it's not happening, consult a fertility specialist.
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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 09 2015, 9:45 pm
DrMom wrote:
Looking for recipe for doughnut maker

Easy!

1. Click on this link: http://www.amazon.com/Bella-Cu.....KRCJT

2. Pay Amazon $55 + shipping

3. Wait at home for your doughnut maker to arrive.

Haha I read it the same way. Except my immediate reaction was more like
"Maybe Ahmed the clock-maker has one for you."
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 10 2015, 6:01 am
What do rebbetzens have to dress s*zy?

It is a job retirement.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:24 pm
Quick! In labor - what minhagim to do?

We have the minhag when in labor to give birth. I understand that it is a common practice.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 10 2015, 9:05 pm
Recipes with plain Greek yogurt?
On CHANUKA of all times you're using GREEK yogurt?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:22 am
Chanukah, Parties and Mikvah

(All together now) Oh my!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:01 pm
"Am I incompetent?"

well if you have to ask ...
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:05 pm
Store bought kishka

I wish I could have seen the store buying the kishka. I've never seen that before.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:09 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Chanukah, Parties and Mikvah

(All together now) Oh my!


& now I have that sone in my head ... "altogether now ALTOGETHER NOW" Music
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 11 2015, 1:50 pm
greenfire wrote:
& now I have that sone in my head ... "altogether now ALTOGETHER NOW" Music


One two three four, can I have a little more, while we're at it?
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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 13 2015, 1:20 am
My DD doesn't want her MIL in delivery room

*scrolls down looking for "So insulted, DIL doesn't want me in delivery room"*
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 13 2015, 9:09 am
Do you speak b4 negil vaser?

No, I let negil vaser speak first.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 13 2015, 12:13 pm
"Do you speak b4 negil vaser"

yes ~ I curse profusely when I trip over said negel vasser ...

alternative

no ~ but I pee first
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  debsey  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 13 2015, 2:02 pm
imasinger wrote:
Quick! In labor - what minhagim to do?

We have the minhag when in labor to give birth. I understand that it is a common practice.


Really? My minhag is to get a C-section. I guess you're frummer than me........
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