What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Dec 08 2015, 9:34 pm

DD missing party for strep

Good idea. I wouldn't go to a party for strep. Kill those germs, don't throw them a party.

Even if you were going to serve moldy cake or donuts. Or maybe especially not then.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 3:47 am

Looking for recipe for doughnut maker

Easy!

1. Click on this link: http://www.amazon.com/Bella-Cu.....KRCJT

2. Pay Amazon $55 + shipping

3. Wait at home for your doughnut maker to arrive.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 11:39 am

"Relief during a heavy period"

murder or chocolate ... you pick Twisted Evil

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 12:01 pm

How does one "fall pregnant"?

She was empregnated while falling from a rooftop.

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 3:55 pm

Accidently abusive?

Lets see, may I "accidently" abuse you? I can always claim it was by accident.

↑ boysrus ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 8:53 pm

'Weird smell in drawers - help!'

umm..... excrement? leakage?

(maybe its my British upbringing, but to me, drawers means underwear Smile

)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 9:06 pm

How does one "fall pregnant""?

If you don't know, you don't belong on this website. If you know but it's not happening, consult a fertility specialist.

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Dec 09 2015, 9:45 pm

DrMom wrote:

Looking for recipe for doughnut maker

Easy!

1. Click on this link: http://www.amazon.com/Bella-Cu.....KRCJT

2. Pay Amazon $55 + shipping

3. Wait at home for your doughnut maker to arrive.

Haha I read it the same way. Except my immediate reaction was more like
"Maybe Ahmed the clock-maker has one for you."

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Dec 10 2015, 6:01 am

What do rebbetzens have to dress s*zy?

It is a job retirement.

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:24 pm

Quick! In labor - what minhagim to do?

We have the minhag when in labor to give birth. I understand that it is a common practice.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 10 2015, 9:05 pm

Recipes with plain Greek yogurt?
On CHANUKA of all times you're using GREEK yogurt?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:22 am

Chanukah, Parties and Mikvah

(All together now) Oh my!

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:01 pm

"Am I incompetent?"

well if you have to ask ...

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:05 pm

Store bought kishka

I wish I could have seen the store buying the kishka. I've never seen that before.

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2015, 12:09 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Chanukah, Parties and Mikvah

(All together now) Oh my!

& now I have that sone in my head ... "altogether now ALTOGETHER NOW" Music

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2015, 1:50 pm

greenfire wrote:

& now I have that sone in my head ... "altogether now ALTOGETHER NOW" Music

One two three four, can I have a little more, while we're at it?

↑ seeker ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2015, 1:20 am

My DD doesn't want her MIL in delivery room

*scrolls down looking for "So insulted, DIL doesn't want me in delivery room"*

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2015, 9:09 am

Do you speak b4 negil vaser?

No, I let negil vaser speak first.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2015, 12:13 pm

"Do you speak b4 negil vaser"

yes ~ I curse profusely when I trip over said negel vasser ...

alternative

no ~ but I pee first

↑ debsey ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2015, 2:02 pm

imasinger wrote:

Quick! In labor - what minhagim to do?

We have the minhag when in labor to give birth. I understand that it is a common practice.

Really? My minhag is to get a C-section. I guess you're frummer than me........