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 Mon, Jan 05 2015, 2:07 pm
"What is the best menstrual cup?"
a bloody mary ???
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 2:12 pm
how to clean out 2 month old boogers and ear crust
After two months, if the stuff doesn't fall out spontaneously, I'd rent a teeny-tiny pressure washer from Home Depot.
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greenfire
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 2:40 pm
would you prefer a virgin mary ? 
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 2:45 pm
| greenfire wrote: | "What is the best menstrual cup?"
a bloody mary ???
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A guy goes to a therapist.
Therapist: Hi, Sam, nice to meet you. Do you want to talk about why you're here today and what you'd like to achieve in therapy?
Sam: I don't know why I'm here.
Thearpist: Alright, I'm going to ask you some questions and show you some pictures. Respond honestly to the questions, and let me know what the first thing that comes to your mind is when you see the pictures.
The therapist proceeds to ask Sam questions about being impulsive, depression, self harm, fear, etc. etc. and he appears to not be suffering from anything at all.
Pictures:
The therapist shows Sam a picture of a stick figure. Sam, What do you see?
Sam: A naked woman.
The therapist then shows Sam a picture of a line. What do you see?
Sam: A skinny naked woman.
The therapist then shows Sam a picture of a tree. What do you see?
Sam: An overweight naked woman.
Therapist: Alright, Sam, I may understand why you're here today.
Greenie, do you see an alcoholic beverage in my post too? 
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the world's best mom
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 8:24 pm
Easy quick recipe for frozen tilapia
1- Buy some tilapia
2- Put it in your freezer
3-Let it freeze for a few hours, until it feels hard.
4- Enjoy!
(I always liked it better hot, but to each his her own.)
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greenfire
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 8:33 pm
| Scrabble123 wrote: |
Greenie, do you see an alcoholic beverage in my post too? |
actually I'm seeing a lot of naked women for one post
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Mon, Jan 05 2015, 11:51 pm
Mikvah in Lakewood
NO! Not another Mikvah in Lakewood thread. I still have PTSD from the last one........
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 5:53 am
HONEST answers ONLY!!
I am the honest Judge and all your answers must be honest
What color are your shoes?
BLACK
Wrong!!
I am the honest Judge and all your answers must be honest
What color are your shoes?
BLACK
Wrong!!
I am the honest Judge and all your answers must be honest
What color are your shoes?
BLACK!!
Wrong!!
I am the honest Judge and all your answers must be honest
What color are your shoes?
 BLACK!!...
...Wrong!!
I am the honest Judge and all your answers must be honest
What color are your shoes?
Ah I get it - "honest!!" 
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33055
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 6:09 am
Balls down there, sorry TMI
Don't worry, we can handle it having all been married ourselves. I will admit it was a little shocking when when I was a kallah.
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heidi
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 9:02 am
Flying with a 2.5 year old and 1 year old on ElAl.
Don't
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greenfire
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 10:07 am
"Wedding suits for toddlers?"
sounds a little young - even with the shidduch crisis
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 10:57 am
Spinoff of DS who rubs
We are going to find out who applies the Lidocaine!
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 12:21 pm
"Can I have multiple sclerosis?"
uummmm I guess if you really want it...
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greenfire
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 12:28 pm
"What is your favorite drink from Coffee Bean?"
I really like when the coffee bean is roasted & then brewed with some boiling water ... I add sugar & milk ... we call it
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greenfire
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 2:09 pm
"Play therapist in boro park or Williamsburg needed asap!"
sorry not really in the mood to play therapist - especially in brooklyn ~ fuhgeddaboudit !!!
but let me try to sell you the brooklyn bridge
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relish
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 2:47 pm
Mazal tov to greenfire's daughter.
My initial, immediate reaction. Didn't she just get married? She already had a baby?
Then I realized it was the same thread...
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greenfire
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 2:50 pm
| relish wrote: | Mazal tov to greenfire's daughter.
My initial, immediate reaction. Didn't she just get married? She already had a baby?
Then I realized it was the same thread... |
yeah rumour had it she was getting married quickly for a reason ... but hey she didn't even know him for 9 months
but thanx for the laugh
[they just felt that if you know so strongly - why live apart]
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 4:36 pm
can I have multiple sclerosis?
No, we allow only one sclerose per person. And it's MAY I.
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zaq
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Tue, Jan 06 2015, 5:28 pm
Were you afraid of getting married?
I was afraid of NOT getting married.
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