What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 5:59 pm

"Am I having an affair?"

No ~ I let steve out of the closet ... Wink

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 6:24 pm

Am I having an affair?

No, you're having a "Night on the Town" (smoked salmon, Boston lettuce, Vidalia onions, beeefsteak tomatoes and herbed mayonnaise on a kaiser roll); I'm having an "Affair" (thin-sliced pastrami, corned beef, cervalot and roast beef with grainy mustard and fresh-ground horseradish on toasted rye with thick homefries on the side. ) It costs as much as a wedding, hence the name.

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 6:34 pm

Best Rest After Childbirth

Pretty sure you get your WORST rest after childbirth, actually, and from what I've heard you should sleep in more than three-hour spurts while you still can!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 7:08 pm

luppamom wrote:

Best rest after childbirth.

I never heard of bedrest after the baby is born. Maybe it's a good idea.

Go to Best Restern.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 9:19 pm

ATTn Dr Moms, need help

There is more than one of her?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 30 2014, 9:35 pm

"Coming in from Israel. Give me simcha advice"

don't worry ~ be happy

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 12:31 am

Pediatric Dentist

Doogie Goes to Dental School

Meaning of name

[neym] a word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known.

No catfood ~ what does this mean ?

That you don't have a cat? That that there will be a very hungry kitty?

↑ acemom

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 12:34 am

Squishy wrote:

ATTn Dr Moms, need help

There is more than one of her?

Thought of that question too Very Happy

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 6:35 am

acemom wrote:

Thought of that question too Very Happy

And my thought was, "No, her name is DrMom. No S.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 6:54 pm

"I want to show gratitude to classy wealthy woman. How?"

how do you thank someone that has taken you from crayons to perfume ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 7:27 pm

"Is LA Kosher (palm tree K) ok"

please don't eat the ~~daisies~~ palm trees

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 8:53 pm

your experience delivering in staten island hospitall recent

Hm. The question is, what are you delivering? If flowers, call a SI florist; pizza, a SI pizza place. Hatzlacha!

And b'shaa tova Very Happy

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 31 2014, 11:18 pm

"Wants to use MY gift card"

ME ME ME Wave

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 01 2015, 4:21 pm

Is your self-esteem based on the number of "Likes" and "Hugs"?

Thank G-d, NO!!!

↑ relish ↓

Fri, Jan 02 2015, 10:52 am

Natural ways to bigger breasts?
Get pregnant, have a baby and nurse your baby

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jan 02 2015, 11:13 am

Doctors vs. midwives. Please help me decide.

Hey, do I look like a bookie to you?

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 02 2015, 12:50 pm

"Natural ways to bigger breasts?"

I must - I must - I must increase by bust
the bigger the better the tighter the sweater ...

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Jan 02 2015, 1:27 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Natural ways to bigger breasts?"

I must - I must - I must increase by bust
the bigger the better the tighter the sweater ...

We used to sing that in "slimnastics" in 8th grade. You haven't lived until you've been a very awkward 13 year old being forced to sing "... the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater" with her English teacher.

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 02 2015, 2:26 pm

Barbara wrote:

oysh

and we just sang it in the school halls - or was it camp
either way I always wonder why anybody would think they'd want to be a 50D shock

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 04 2015, 10:36 am

Doula or not doula - that is the question

Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows
Of outrageous pain and Eve's curse alone...