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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 06 2013, 10:53 pm
EMERGENCY! ATTENTION ALL WITTY HUMORIST WRITERS....

OY! DID YOU CALL HATZOLOH YET? OR MAYBE YOU NEED 911? WHICH ONE TELLS BETTER JOKES? AND WHEN DID THEY BECOME HARD OF HEARING?
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  5*Mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 07 2013, 2:22 am
zaq wrote:
How much does Pesach cost you?

an arm and two legs.


And a back.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 07 2013, 4:57 pm
Coca cola themed shalach manos: any creative ideas?

Easy. All you need is Coke and things. Because things go better with Coke.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:06 pm
babies very close in age - how did you do it?

I had twins.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:17 pm
chopping onions without tearing

Use a sharp knife and then you won't tear the onion.
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lk1234  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:29 am
vacation with a toddler

that's a contradiction in terms
a completet tartei d'sasrei!
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  Rutabaga  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:50 am
You know you're a mother when...

Your OB announces "It's a girl/boy!"
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:12 pm
freezing matza balls

Is this a euphemism for something?

FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:15 pm
The NYC school bus strike, how are you coping?

Why, thank you for asking, I'm doing quite well. The parents of NYC school children, not so much, I imagine. Love, The NYC school bus strike
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:29 pm
I don't want to cover my hair any longer.

Get it cut. Then you can cover it shorter.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:02 pm
Para vent

para vent, obrima el uno. para otros servicios, obrima el dos.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:05 pm
Some people shouldn't have kids

No people should have kids. People should have babies; goats should have kids.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 09 2013, 12:43 pm
"PLEASE: Tehillim for a member of Imamother"

I'll have amother bat amother in mind when I daven.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:23 pm
Non-Jewish woman married to Jew who wants to convert now

What religion does her husband want to convert to, and why should it bother her if she's not Jewish anyway?
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chatouli




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:56 pm
ANY IDEAS FOR MIKVAH NIGHT??!

Mini golf.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 10 2013, 4:42 pm
After you throw up

Prequel or sequel to cancer book First, You Cry
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  lk1234  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 10 2013, 9:32 pm
My husband bought me a bagel!?!

This is abusive behavior and it will only get worse. Your husband is evil and you need a divorce asap. Call shalom and they'll guide you further
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 10 2013, 10:23 pm
Raeli

Don't look at me, I'm not you're kind.
I'm Rael!

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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 11 2013, 12:59 am
"Any shalom bayit classes for men and women together in NY?"

Heavens, I hope not. That could lead to mixed dancing.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 11 2013, 2:20 am
zaq wrote:
freezing matza balls

Is this a euphemism for something?

FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation.

For some reason, I associated it with a hypothetical DC Comics exclamation:

"Holy freezing matzah balls, Batman!"
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