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 Wed, Feb 06 2013, 10:53 pm
EMERGENCY! ATTENTION ALL WITTY HUMORIST WRITERS....
OY! DID YOU CALL HATZOLOH YET? OR MAYBE YOU NEED 911? WHICH ONE TELLS BETTER JOKES? AND WHEN DID THEY BECOME HARD OF HEARING?
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Thu, Feb 07 2013, 2:22 am
| zaq wrote: | How much does Pesach cost you?
an arm and two legs. |
And a back.
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Thu, Feb 07 2013, 4:57 pm
Coca cola themed shalach manos: any creative ideas?
Easy. All you need is Coke and things. Because things go better with Coke.
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Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:06 pm
babies very close in age - how did you do it?
I had twins.
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Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:17 pm
chopping onions without tearing
Use a sharp knife and then you won't tear the onion.
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:29 am
vacation with a toddler
that's a contradiction in terms
a completet tartei d'sasrei!
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:50 am
You know you're a mother when...
Your OB announces "It's a girl/boy!"
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:12 pm
freezing matza balls
Is this a euphemism for something?
FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation.
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:15 pm
The NYC school bus strike, how are you coping?
Why, thank you for asking, I'm doing quite well. The parents of NYC school children, not so much, I imagine. Love, The NYC school bus strike
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:29 pm
I don't want to cover my hair any longer.
Get it cut. Then you can cover it shorter.
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:02 pm
Para vent
para vent, obrima el uno. para otros servicios, obrima el dos.
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Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:05 pm
Some people shouldn't have kids
No people should have kids. People should have babies; goats should have kids.
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Sat, Feb 09 2013, 12:43 pm
"PLEASE: Tehillim for a member of Imamother"
I'll have amother bat amother in mind when I daven.
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Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:23 pm
Non-Jewish woman married to Jew who wants to convert now
What religion does her husband want to convert to, and why should it bother her if she's not Jewish anyway?
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Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:56 pm
ANY IDEAS FOR MIKVAH NIGHT??!
Mini golf.
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Sun, Feb 10 2013, 4:42 pm
After you throw up
Prequel or sequel to cancer book First, You Cry
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Sun, Feb 10 2013, 9:32 pm
My husband bought me a bagel!?!
This is abusive behavior and it will only get worse. Your husband is evil and you need a divorce asap. Call shalom and they'll guide you further
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Sun, Feb 10 2013, 10:23 pm
Raeli
Don't look at me, I'm not you're kind.
I'm Rael!
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Mon, Feb 11 2013, 12:59 am
"Any shalom bayit classes for men and women together in NY?"
Heavens, I hope not. That could lead to mixed dancing.
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Mon, Feb 11 2013, 2:20 am
| zaq wrote: | freezing matza balls
Is this a euphemism for something?
FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation. |
For some reason, I associated it with a hypothetical DC Comics exclamation:
"Holy freezing matzah balls, Batman!"
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