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↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 10:53 pm

EMERGENCY! ATTENTION ALL WITTY HUMORIST WRITERS....

OY! DID YOU CALL HATZOLOH YET? OR MAYBE YOU NEED 911? WHICH ONE TELLS BETTER JOKES? AND WHEN DID THEY BECOME HARD OF HEARING?

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Feb 07 2013, 2:22 am

zaq wrote:

How much does Pesach cost you?

an arm and two legs.

And a back.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 07 2013, 4:57 pm

Coca cola themed shalach manos: any creative ideas?

Easy. All you need is Coke and things. Because things go better with Coke.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:06 pm

babies very close in age - how did you do it?

I had twins.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Feb 07 2013, 5:17 pm

chopping onions without tearing

Use a sharp knife and then you won't tear the onion.

lk1234 ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:29 am

vacation with a toddler

that's a contradiction in terms
a completet tartei d'sasrei!

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 11:50 am

You know you're a mother when...

Your OB announces "It's a girl/boy!"

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:12 pm

freezing matza balls

Is this a euphemism for something?

FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:15 pm

The NYC school bus strike, how are you coping?

Why, thank you for asking, I'm doing quite well. The parents of NYC school children, not so much, I imagine. Love, The NYC school bus strike

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 1:29 pm

I don't want to cover my hair any longer.

Get it cut. Then you can cover it shorter.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:02 pm

Para vent

para vent, obrima el uno. para otros servicios, obrima el dos.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 08 2013, 2:05 pm

Some people shouldn't have kids

No people should have kids. People should have babies; goats should have kids.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Feb 09 2013, 12:43 pm

"PLEASE: Tehillim for a member of Imamother"

I'll have amother bat amother in mind when I daven.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:23 pm

Non-Jewish woman married to Jew who wants to convert now

What religion does her husband want to convert to, and why should it bother her if she's not Jewish anyway?

chatouli

Sat, Feb 09 2013, 11:56 pm

ANY IDEAS FOR MIKVAH NIGHT??!

Mini golf.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Feb 10 2013, 4:42 pm

After you throw up

Prequel or sequel to cancer book First, You Cry

↑ lk1234 ↓

Sun, Feb 10 2013, 9:32 pm

My husband bought me a bagel!?!

This is abusive behavior and it will only get worse. Your husband is evil and you need a divorce asap. Call shalom and they'll guide you further

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Feb 10 2013, 10:23 pm

Raeli

Don't look at me, I'm not you're kind.
I'm Rael!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 11 2013, 12:59 am

"Any shalom bayit classes for men and women together in NY?"

Heavens, I hope not. That could lead to mixed dancing.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 11 2013, 2:20 am

zaq wrote:

freezing matza balls

Is this a euphemism for something?

FTR I hate the expression "matzah balls". I prefer "kneidlach", which doesn't lend itself to misinterpretation.

For some reason, I associated it with a hypothetical DC Comics exclamation:

"Holy freezing matzah balls, Batman!"

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