What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ B"H YOM YOM ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 1:12 am

What helped me most when I was in labor was...

Giving birth.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 8:38 am

zaq wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

zaq wrote:

I pods

Correction:

I pod. You pod. He, she it pods.

Can I join the "Zaq beat me to it" club?

ETA: Zaq, you forgot the comma between "she" and "it". So there!

I feel SO ASHAMED...

Oy, my apologies! I've gone back and edited the post.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 12:22 pm

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Which is better- carrot muffins

Or not carrot muffins? I'll take the carrot muffins. But if the other choice is brownies ...

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 12:36 pm

penguin wrote:

Quote:

Which is better- carrot muffins

Or not carrot muffins? I'll take the carrot muffins. But if the other choice is brownies ...

Don't make fun, or else I won't share any of my muffins with you Exploding anger

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 12:37 pm

What would you put into your mikvah bag

I would take my DH along for sure. I'd love to have him there the minute after I dip!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 2:50 pm

Song for parshiyos in Sefer Shemos

[tune of] second verse, same as the first!

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 4:12 pm

Monitor as a babysitter???

I suppose that's better than a Minotaur as a babysitter.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 4:15 pm

how to increase towel absorbancy?

Mikva night??

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 4:35 pm

Lost weight became pregnant???

Did you lose your uterus???

shalhevet ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 5:05 pm

Monitor as a babysitter???

In England we had monitors in primary school to give out pencils and collect the notebooks etc. But, no I don't think so, because we were too young to be babysitters.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 7:18 pm

penguin mishloach manos ideas

First someone publishes a list of gun owners, now an imamother publishes Penguin's mishloach manos ideas. Is nothing sacred anymore?

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 7:36 pm

Quote:

penguin mishloach manos ideas

Quote:

First someone publishes a list of gun owners, now an imamother publishes Penguin's mishloach manos ideas. Is nothing sacred anymore?

You don't want my ideas. My idea of Mishloach Monos is to take a pile of bags saved from last year, put a bottle of wine saved from last year into each bag, and wait for the first delivery, so I can take all the stuff out & recycle it into those bags. Repeat as necessary.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 9:03 pm

chani8 wrote:

Monitor as a babysitter???

I suppose that's better than a Minotaur as a babysitter.

My, what an image!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 9:19 pm

Seit cases

If you're looking to buy new suit cases, you should put your location in your thread title so people can tell you about luggage stores there.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 9:28 pm

How was he raised?

I don't know, but here are some guesses:

elevator/escalator

forklift truck

airplane

pulley system

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 10:56 pm

Where can I find chicken baby food?

The same place you find food for grown chickens.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 11:25 pm

"Which is better- carrot muffins"

I'd say muffins beat carrots anyday.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 30 2012, 11:28 pm

"Is it possible that I don't know how to throw up??"

Watch and learn:

Puke

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 31 2012, 7:00 am

Oatmeal on WIC

And I thought WIC was only for pregnant women, infants and children.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Dec 31 2012, 7:15 am

How do you say leeks in ivrit?

Nezela, noselet, depending on what exactly is leaking.