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 Mon, Dec 17 2012, 7:25 pm
Challenge! Parve meal. No beans, no soy, no fish. Ideas?
Water.
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B"H YOM YOM
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 7:30 pm
Prenatals imp?
A pregnant Rumpelstiltskin.
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B"H YOM YOM
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 7:31 pm
Do you have a dishwasher?
Yes, me.
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 8:08 pm
"Animal costume with a skirt"
they sell pet clothing at petsmart ...
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greenfire
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 8:13 pm
"Can you Kasher a dishwasher?"
I toivel occasionally at the local mikva ... kosher kosher kosher 
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 8:21 pm
"Animal costume with a skirt"
My sister dresses her male dog in clothing, but I think she draws the line at a cross dressing dog.
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greenfire
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:08 pm
"Had a baby" under intimacy
yup ~ that's the way it happens
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:17 pm
Would you use FS if you knew the cashier?
No, I'd leave FriedaSima alone. She's a busy working lady.
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greenfire
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:20 pm
"Am I in La La land"
nopes ~ you're still in kansas
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IMHopinion
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:34 pm
| enneamom wrote: | Great Parnassa (Both Work) and Barley Making Ends Meat
OK, I'm seriously choking up over this one.  (Maybe it's a recipe for cholent?) |
Actually LOL! Thanks for pointing it out! Love it.
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IMHopinion
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:35 pm
Teaching baby to sign
Does he have his own bank account?
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greenfire
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Mon, Dec 17 2012, 11:38 pm
"Yoga near Lakewood"
hey there it's yogi bear going to the BMG ...
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33055
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 5:38 am
Should I have another kid now or wait?
Are you in active labor?
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DrMom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 6:12 am
"itchy clit0ris"
Feakin' awesome name for all-female punk band.
(x-posted)
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DrMom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 6:20 am
"Custard not completely baked"
Not playing with a full deck.
A few bricks shy of a load.
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 8:20 am
| DrMom wrote: | "Custard not completely baked"
Not playing with a full deck.
A few bricks shy of a load. |
A few sandwiches shy of a picnic.
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DrMom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 9:47 am
"best doctor for nose job"
I'd say the best doctor is a plastic surgeon.
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 9:47 am
Grammar - Besides for
Besides for!!?
Slooowly, I turn, step by step, inch by inch...
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 10:26 am
"please help me write a letter allowing me to take my kid"
dear sir/madam:
I am the mother of said children [penelope, gertrude, bartholomew, mortimeyer, etc]. Being that I spewed them forth from my uterus I have no choice but to take them along on my vacation to the states. Their father is staying behind and refuses to watch them as he is but the sperm donor. I would much rather vacation alone & party all the time party all the time. As extenuating circumstances have it - the other relatives I.e. grandma and aunty g and aunty m would like to see if I'm doing a sufficient job mothering said offspring. Not to mention their little brats aka cousins would like to mingle with the afore-mentioned said children.
Kindly allow them through security - but if you keep them with the cargo there will be a tip at the end of the trip.
sincerely
yo'ma
yo'pa
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 10:28 am
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Thanks, Green, I needed that! And how long do you think till we see this thread, "Good middle name for Mortimeyer"?
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