What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 11:11 pm

"What is the pill that STOPS your period?"

Sperm (pill not to be taken orally).

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 11:24 pm

pretty/cute kids?

Yeah, I'd say they're pretty cute.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Dec 09 2012, 11:26 pm

I made a BIG menora

I made a BIG menora
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Near my little dreidel it lays

(sorry, couldn't come up with a better rhyme... Tongue Out

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↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 12:10 am

how many chanukah parties are you invited to or go to?

Invited to none. Nevertheless, I'll be attending a dozen. I'm sure no one minds me dropping by for a latke or 7.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 8:48 am

PinkFridge wrote:

One more happy Chanukah

(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank)

and a happy Jew, near.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 8:51 am

Do you teach your children about inappropriate touch?

You bet. I'm constantly telling them not to hit their siblings, but to use their words.

↑ yksraya ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 9:17 am

Should children have to share toys with their siblings?

Absolutely not!! And we need to teach them to be selfish and rotten spoiled!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 9:39 am

DrMom wrote:

"Could the Bugaboo Footmuff be used in Cameleon bassinet?"

Inter-Bugaboo accessory switching is strictly forbidden. Violators will be put to death by public hanging.

Huh, and I thought it was some Russian spy novel password.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 9:43 am

chani8 wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

One more happy Chanukah

(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank)

and a happy Jew, near.

Beautiful! Thanks! Every time I saw this thread title that song kept doing a continuous loop. Now I have closure.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 10:46 am

Imamothers rock!!!

Ooooh, you wrote a song? Are you going to upload an audio clip so we can listen to it?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 11:29 am

theoneandonly wrote:

Imamothers rock!!!

Ooooh, you wrote a song? Are you going to upload an audio clip so we can listen to it?

No, that we wish you thing actually ends in "merry xmas", and - es chatai ani mazkir - I heard it enough on TV as a kid that I can't get it out of my head now. It's probably occupying brain cells that should be doing something useful, like remembering my kids' middle names.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 11:34 am

"did you ever make custard doughnuts?"

yes I made them & ate them too Tongue Out

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 7:03 pm

Under shalom bias issues and dilemmas

Ruchama fund

I thought someone was posting about tzeducah to help out those with marital problems.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 10:04 pm

Solution for Shidduch Crisis - Freeze Eggs

What, so you can make meringues for the lechaim even if it's years away?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 10 2012, 11:43 pm

"tipping bus driver?"

It's much easier than cow-tipping, provided you wait until he gets out of the bus.

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Dec 11 2012, 12:06 am

zaq wrote:

Solution for Shidduch Crisis - Freeze Eggs

What, so you can make meringues for the lechaim even if it's years away?

Of course not, then you'd have to make sure you bake only Kosher Lpesach stuff. Can't store it away otherwise.

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Dec 11 2012, 12:07 am

Yummy baked donuts

Baked donuts are not yummy. Period.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 11 2012, 9:16 am

My tongue gets in the way

Oy, what are these imamothers up to today?!?!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 11 2012, 9:27 am

DrMom wrote:

"tipping bus driver?"

It's much easier than cow-tipping, provided you wait until he gets out of the bus.

And you would know how?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 11 2012, 11:11 am

"Embarrassed to go to the mikvah! Help Sad

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take your time, do it right, you can do it baby, do it tonight Music