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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:11 pm
"What is the pill that STOPS your period?"
Sperm (pill not to be taken orally).
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:24 pm
pretty/cute kids?
Yeah, I'd say they're pretty cute.
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enneamom
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 8:26 pm
I made a BIG menora
I made a BIG menora
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Near my little dreidel it lays
(sorry, couldn't come up with a better rhyme... )
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Barbara
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Sun, Dec 09 2012, 9:10 pm
how many chanukah parties are you invited to or go to?
Invited to none. Nevertheless, I'll be attending a dozen. I'm sure no one minds me dropping by for a latke or 7.
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chani8
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 5:48 am
PinkFridge wrote: | One more happy Chanukah
(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank) |
and a happy Jew, near.
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chani8
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 5:51 am
Do you teach your children about inappropriate touch?
You bet. I'm constantly telling them not to hit their siblings, but to use their words.
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yksraya
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 6:17 am
Should children have to share toys with their siblings?
Absolutely not!! And we need to teach them to be selfish and rotten spoiled!
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 6:39 am
DrMom wrote: | "Could the Bugaboo Footmuff be used in Cameleon bassinet?"
Inter-Bugaboo accessory switching is strictly forbidden. Violators will be put to death by public hanging. |
Huh, and I thought it was some Russian spy novel password.
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 6:43 am
chani8 wrote: | PinkFridge wrote: | One more happy Chanukah
(Me me me meee)
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
We wish you a happy Chanukah
and a happy (fill in the blank) |
and a happy Jew, near. |
Beautiful! Thanks! Every time I saw this thread title that song kept doing a continuous loop. Now I have closure.
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 7:46 am
Imamothers rock!!!
Ooooh, you wrote a song? Are you going to upload an audio clip so we can listen to it?
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 8:29 am
theoneandonly wrote: | Imamothers rock!!!
Ooooh, you wrote a song? Are you going to upload an audio clip so we can listen to it? |
No, that we wish you thing actually ends in "merry xmas", and - es chatai ani mazkir - I heard it enough on TV as a kid that I can't get it out of my head now. It's probably occupying brain cells that should be doing something useful, like remembering my kids' middle names.
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greenfire
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 8:34 am
"did you ever make custard doughnuts?"
yes I made them & ate them too
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33055
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 4:03 pm
Under shalom bias issues and dilemmas
Ruchama fund
I thought someone was posting about tzeducah to help out those with marital problems.
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zaq
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 7:04 pm
Solution for Shidduch Crisis - Freeze Eggs
What, so you can make meringues for the lechaim even if it's years away?
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DrMom
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 8:43 pm
"tipping bus driver?"
It's much easier than cow-tipping, provided you wait until he gets out of the bus.
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IMHopinion
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 9:06 pm
zaq wrote: | Solution for Shidduch Crisis - Freeze Eggs
What, so you can make meringues for the lechaim even if it's years away? |
Of course not, then you'd have to make sure you bake only Kosher Lpesach stuff. Can't store it away otherwise.
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IMHopinion
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Mon, Dec 10 2012, 9:07 pm
Yummy baked donuts
Baked donuts are not yummy. Period.
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33055
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Tue, Dec 11 2012, 6:16 am
My tongue gets in the way
Oy, what are these imamothers up to today?!?!
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 11 2012, 6:27 am
DrMom wrote: | "tipping bus driver?"
It's much easier than cow-tipping, provided you wait until he gets out of the bus. |
And you would know how?
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 11 2012, 8:11 am
"Embarrassed to go to the mikvah! Help "
take your time, do it right, you can do it baby, do it tonight
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